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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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Pencilmuseum · 28/02/2019 20:52

Ohwhat - I see a book deal ahead for you. It will be a romthrill instead of a psychothriller.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 28/02/2019 20:53

"Tsoffee ands vodska cream"

whatashower · 28/02/2019 20:53

Steak and mushrooms Is fab, but its standard fare and hardly masterchef. Says a lot that its the most edible dish presented thus far. But fair play her pudding also passable. So sorry for other contestsnts in past episodes that didnt make the cut compared to this shower.

Indeed how remiss of me not to say 'whatashower' 😀

ellenanora5 · 28/02/2019 20:53

Very good OhWhat, I want to read more Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/02/2019 20:54

Remember the dishwasher vodka craze at Christmas on here? I made werthers vodka. Oh Lord it was lovely.
This a a dull dull dull group.

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:54

OhWhat that's brought me to tears. I hope Samantha gets the better of her penis thwarting Mummy.

And I hope your DH enjoys his unscheduled midweek jump.

Grinchly · 28/02/2019 20:54

Come on Samantha. Revenge MOTHER

Pencilmuseum · 28/02/2019 20:54

I infer that the "remove" is like set 2. does it mean the worst pupils are taken out so they don't hold the academics back?

Grinchly · 28/02/2019 20:55

Unlike steak and mushywtf?

whatashower · 28/02/2019 20:55

I am SO right. Gregg is recording his comments in front of a naked woman smeared in sticky toffee pudding.

buckingfrolicks · 28/02/2019 20:55

This group are the very shavings of the selection process.

Did anyone use that bag thing that cooks super fast? No. Did anyone do a sugar crisp twirl device on a pudding? No. Did anyone create a tower of food? No. Bah.

Grinchly · 28/02/2019 20:55

Mushrooms sorry

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Halsall · 28/02/2019 20:55

And we had such high hopes for this lot.

How vexing.

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Grinchly · 28/02/2019 20:56

Awww noooooooo

fourquenelles · 28/02/2019 20:56

I still have some dishwasher toffee vodka from last Christmas (one before last rather)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Buggering Bollocks.

buckingfrolicks · 28/02/2019 20:56

Mummy is going to be very cross with Samantha.

RomaineCalm · 28/02/2019 20:56

Not many evenings you sit here wishing for a chocolate fondant, a sous-vide dish and a samphire soufflé. Really poor tonight.

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:56

This episode does feel like the producers miscalculated and had to quickly scrabble about for some random contestants

ilovesooty · 28/02/2019 20:56

I don't think I could cope with any more crying.

jay55 · 28/02/2019 20:56

Why did dry pork go straight through? Hurumph

Grinchly · 28/02/2019 20:57

So right squoosh

Wolfcub · 28/02/2019 20:57

Wooo Jay

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:57

IT'S JAY
IT'S JAY
IT'S JAY

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 28/02/2019 20:57

Jay next week!

fourquenelles · 28/02/2019 20:57

Right you shower. Up your game or you will be toast on Friday

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY