Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Like I said, what , the remove...

Now that's a steak! None of your cauliflower nonsense.

Me neither Grinchly

Hnnnnnnnphhhh! Fourq, stop it. I'll have to give dh a jump, and it's a school night.
I bet Samantha has an overbearing mother, who she still calls mummy, who scared off her true love, the honest but poor stable boy. She pours her heart into horses, cats and food. However thebstable boy will return in chapter 5, now rich, but she's too shy to talk to him. Fear not, he still loves her and they connect again when his prize stallion covers her mare and they win The Olympics with the result. Mummy still hates him.

Sometimes I think if I hear Gregggggg saying SAWWWWWWWSSSS one more time, I'm going to lamp him

Ch- rist.

Fuuuck off Greg

Oops Sonia. Wetherspoons comes to mind

steak and mushrooms. Can't go wrong.

You romantic you OhWhat

yes Sonia I could eat that

When you have to wax lyrical about black pepper things have come to a pretty pass.

Lots of home cooks tonight. Where are the crispy chicken skin shards?

I could murder a steak now.

Is the remove, what used to be called the remedial class?

That looks lovely Sonia

That's true, Myimaginarycathasfleas

I say again. Sonia really irritates me...
Steak and mushrooms v bernininn...

It’s not very masterchef this is it

But that brownie... yum

I do want Samantha to find true love, OhWhatFuckery.

Either that or have mother's embalmed body rocking in a chair.

That's one whopping lump o'cake, Sonia....

Yes bucking

Does Deliveroo do that pudding??

Pub grub - lovely but its not fine dining is it?