Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

See you tomorrow!

GraceDentalNurse meets Jay.

Sparks may fly.

Tomorrow, all!

Yay, programme saved by a five second glimpse of Jay talking devilishly playfully about actual food,

I don't think I could cope with any more crying.

ilovesooty that's what Samantha's angry mummy will be saying to Sam when she gets home!

Aww I thought Samantha would go, now we'll never get the next chapter

Cheers everyone, catch you all tomorrow

Hurrah its Jay

Fourqs you happy

Well for the first time ever I am compelled to say

Fuckoff Gregg
Fuckoff Programme makers.

😫

Until tomorrow.....

Well that was naff

Is that it for the newbies? Disappointing. Where are the stone cold loonies, the weirdos, the originals who use wild and whacky ingredients? The personalities? If it wasn't fir you lot, I'd give up.

Not a foam, smear, crumb, soil, tower or splat in sight tonight.

I know we complain about extreme food wankery, but to go from that to meat and two veg is too big a shock for our judgemental systems.

I dont think we are overstating matters to say that most of the bog-standard dinners us mumsnetters scramble up any school night would have surpassed that sorry lot. What were they thinking? It was more Celebrity Masterchef/Comic Relief without the humour. has made me quite grumpy.

Especially For @Footle :

The little houseless match
He had no roof, no thatch,
He lived alone, he made no moan
The little houseless natch

.... runs away

It was a Mitford tease in case you're mystified.

Anyway back to tonight. Astonishingly poor.
I hope Samantha is ok.maybe she has an Arabian stallion in her stable to cuddle up to.

It's so sad , Grinchly. No laughing matter. Poor Linda.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE OF YOU ON CATCH UP

You Missed Nothing. Really.

Do something more constructive like rearranging your giant couscous, bulgar wheat, star anise and cardamom packets or just gobstab some potatoes.

Gobstab = go stab
Freudian typo.

Time for bed.

God’s sake, they were woeful.

Gobstab is a lovely word though.

Why thank you AutumnCrow it does have a ring about it.

Have just got back. Fucking PCC meeting went on until 20 to 11(!) - had started at 7 o'clock.

Thank Christ I'd already done extensive work on the parish profile (ie written the bloody thing) before we met or we'd still be there.

To be fair - we could have got back sooner, but we needed Strong Drink, so we went to the nearest pub and downed BEER (hurrah!) very quickly.

I will read your learned and erudite comments and be ready and raring to go tomorrow night.

I made werthers vodka

I made werther's vodka, too!

I even still have some left because it's lovely but it gives me heartburn.

Gobstab could be Gregg's middle name.

Not only did I make Werther's vodka (Lidl version) but also liquorice blackcurrant vodka. 'Twas very popular with former colleagues at my last Christmas buffet lunch though had to be disguised as non alcoholic beverage and there was a nasty moment when it looked like a visiting VIP was going to take a swig!

Footle!

You are a genius!

that is obviously where the extra "g" has come from!

Well done, that wumman! Have a Werther's Original vodka shot!