Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Fourqs I was watching him on a repeat of the celebrity chase a while ago and he was so nice

Ermine is white winter stoat fur that Lords wear as collars on their fancy robes. There must be special Ye Lords Shoppe.

fourq he's got that 'undressing you with his eyes' thing down!

Ooh lovely pictorial thread tonight schaden et al will be thrilled when they catch up.
That mackerel looked good, But omg that mess was stressful.

those jugs need a wipe - more dreadful imagery from Gregg

This. Used to trim robes. Poor little buggers

THOSE JUGS NEED A WIPE??????

just kill me now

Don't come near my jugs with those paws!

Pencil!! OMG. I may need to step away from the thread at comments like that

Just for the record I don't want him anywhere near my jugs.

So we've done cooking, history, and fingering. Lovely.

I had no idea the ermine was such a gorgeous and elegant looking thing

Oh I see, thank you Autumn, was thinking it might be a piece of furniture or something

Ah his pork is over done

lambchops look nice - ha Jane got the salty kebab

Ermine = stoat, white ones with black tipped tails. Very sweet little things. When alive

Come on, Arjay!

Sad isn't it Squooosh all for vanity.

Ajay is not afraid of the deep-fat fryer is he?

ochre

oh dear

Oh no. That looks grim.

Can we have a twist and put the judges through for this episode, the food has mostly been (pauses and digs out one of her favourite words...)

Execrable.

Never in a trillion years would I ever choose that of a menu.

Off a menu

Good word what Very good word indeed.

These shows must be filmed in a different order from how they are screened. Torode's hair is looking coiffed tonight. The other night he was rocking his Tramp chic look.

Nothing very inspiring tonight. Whoever said it was the remove class was spot on.