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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:34

fourq, Samantha strikes me as the sort of woman that would be giving your Jay Rayner the glad eye.

ellenanora5 · 28/02/2019 20:35

The image of him Halsall Grin

Soontobe60 · 28/02/2019 20:35

Samantha's lamb dish looks boring! Even I could make that 🤣

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:35

Autumn, who among us hasn't had a 'new ermine or new window' conundrum?

Grinchly · 28/02/2019 20:36

Yes Samantha just ok, but I prefer her to the mad Sonia.

Pencilmuseum · 28/02/2019 20:36

bit dull Samantha. and why wear a cardi in ahot kitchen? schoolgirl error.

ellenanora5 · 28/02/2019 20:36

Talking of Jay, I hope he turns up this series

Shut the fuck up Gregg, leave her alone, your making her late

fourquenelles · 28/02/2019 20:36

Get out of my jelly pit Samantha! Grrrrrr

Oh Samantha you are having a mare love.

Soontobe60 · 28/02/2019 20:36

And her puddings are massive!

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Halsall · 28/02/2019 20:37

I'm afraid Samantha's puds look..........dull, dull, dull.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 28/02/2019 20:37

Ooh, I like the look of that pudding. I don't like custard so the butterscotch sauce would suit me fine.

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:38

Awww, Jack is a nice young man.

whatashower · 28/02/2019 20:38

squoosh re blogging, yes absolutely but only amongst the airy fairy lazy who like the idea of money and free stuff for minimum effort. Its the modern day equivalent of a vague idea about beauty modelling, working eithcuddling animals or seeing the world as an air hostess*

See also cupcake making businesses.

  • disclaimer: I know the real jobs are very different
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 28/02/2019 20:38

I remember Larkin and who can forget Jane, but the other guyy? Who he? Janes calmed down a lot.

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:38

some please write in to Points of View and request that Gregg stops saying 'wetter'. Gives me the heave.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 28/02/2019 20:39
ellenanora5 · 28/02/2019 20:39

Ok I have to ask, what or who is ermine

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Halsall · 28/02/2019 20:39

Christ. Gregggg. Master of the sodding obvious.

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AutumnCrow · 28/02/2019 20:39

Gregg always letting his greed burst out like an alien inside his chest.

buckingfrolicks · 28/02/2019 20:39

Sorry toast.

fourquenelles · 28/02/2019 20:39

Just leaving this here

Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3
ilovesooty · 28/02/2019 20:40

Gregg stop it!!!

buckingfrolicks · 28/02/2019 20:40

"Hope you enjoy" ffs can't they come up with more inspirational encouragement??

"Get that dahn yersell "

Squooosh · 28/02/2019 20:41

lifestyle bloggers and cupcake makers. I bet they already have their own youtube channels!

kids today.

What happened to wanting to be in a rock band and travel the world in the most debauched fashion possible.

cupcakes indeed.

Wolfcub · 28/02/2019 20:41

That pork looks like shoe leather