Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Samantha's menu sounds very unpretentious. Has she stepped into the wrong show?

How would he know the difference between Gregg and a 6 ft potato tho, whatashower?

Unctuous - my favourite word.

Butterscotch - my favourite sauce

Sexy Samantha sounds super sweet

Yeah fuck off vacuous one.
Halsall-loads if kids at our school see it as perfectly valid. (Better than at my mates gaff, where several girls had their hearts set on a career in porn.
Yes Samantha-anyone who does unctuous is my type of cook.
I'm never eating ginger and pear again after that simile.

do they have to use the same ermine through the generations? posh people love recycling ancient raggedy things.

No. Okra a big no from me.

Okra making a rare but welcome appearance

Ajay is lovely.

I tried to find a picture of a giant inflatable potato but unfortunately the best I can do is a giant pickle.

I love pub grub

Another one coming on specifically to applaud this statement:
< Nothing good can come from spending your teen years collecting cookery books. He'd have been better advised to spend his teen years drinking cider in a field and fingering people >

Arf. 👊👏👏👏

Romain

Oh God, fuckery, has blogger/influencer taken over as the teens' dream career, from actor/singer in a band?

Like this?

Lovely Ajay, why did you have to bring okra to the party?

Sonia is a bit bonkers isn't she?

Oh shut up Jane

All the best people indulged in cider supping and fingering related activities in fields during their teen years!

Oh LArkin!

So young Mitford said the old tatty ermine would be fine, and his mother sighed and said, 'that's quite a relief, because we've apparently got to purchase something this week known as a velux window.

They are such sweet people. Really lovely.

Halsall that's him to a T

When I was a child it was every little girl's heart's desire to be an air hostess. Sometimes I wonder if, as a sex, we aren't our own worst enemy...

Fame and success have wrought a change in Jack's eyebrows.

How many children Jane? I think you forgot to tell us for all of 5 seconds on screen

He's pulling his sex face again. Make it stop!

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGG