Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

I bloody love cheesecake. I'll have yours, Grinchly and Taffeta.

Saliha annoys me as it's all a bit beneath her smug doctory thing

Creosote is just a twat

Fuck knows who the spare is

Are scallops that hard to cook though? I think it's one of those things they just say.

Is that really the same guy?

Surely if Liz had actually been on this show we'd all remember her. She looks like she wants to stab people.

Vague memories of Liz are coming back to me, but only through mists of confusion and doubt.

Oh - sh!t!

There's only two cherry liquors left!

What a bloody night!!!!!!!

Jim IS Swiss Tony!

YES!!!!

No wonder I never recognise him, Romaine!

Dry and flavourless quinoa

Yeah that sums up Saliha quite well

He's certainly changed physically. He was always a bit pompous though wasn't he?

Quinoa is revolting

We were worried .andunfairlyattributedyourabsencetoforgetfulness

Needs a sauce

Ah broth

That slab of salmon looks awful!

Gregggg is just a piece of set dressing. Could hey not just replace him with a potted plant or something?

Wasn't Liz the really irritating vegetarian who had spent a fortnight in Goa and never stopped banging on about it?

That bacon is not crisp enough.
Hair that colour does not exist in nature with a beard that white.
Quinoa-why?

Haha Torode's face just then....

Maude, no that was MANCUNIAN JACKIE WHO LIKED TO SHOUT A BIT.

Ooh, Maude, I vaguely remember that. Must have blocked her out for being too annoying.

Urgh flaccid sliced dick

Quinoa is to be endured rather than enjoyed.

An the Ballantynes are ready

These three are a right barrel of laughs...