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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:43

She's goin' home

Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:43

raw bacon is never a treat. No shit.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:44

it must be a double edged sword sitting next to Mr Creosote

Not a lot of space
Danger of in the line of explosion

But look fabulously skinny

Footle · 20/02/2019 20:44

squooosh, ballontine sort of rhymes with guillontine.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:44

I want that pear

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:44

Yy, Squoosh. They're putting me to sleep.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:44

It is revolting Grinchly

For once I knew what day it was and everything shower - was watching an internecine war break out between two parishes that are merging - nt a pretty sight, and sodding time-consuming. Have just walked out on the Area Dean and the Archdeacon with a terse - "I'm sorry. I have to go. It's been very helpful not.

That Fat Twat is a pompous git, isn't he. And the Asian lass is a patronising cow.

Ooooh! I'm sure your poached pear was soooo much better to belated leech!

jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:44

I don't eat pears, they're so gritty I don't understand why they Use them so much on this.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:44

Mr Creosote is so unpleasantly disdainful. I like him not.

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punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:45

I'm pissed and haven't posted much this year but I'm beyond bored shitless of poached pears man.

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:45

She is rather lacking finesse 🤣 but love the pear

Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:45

star anise is back. Buried under the samphire on the costermonger's cart.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:45

I don't like any of these "judges" - I would rather have . . . . Shitwell . . . .

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:45

I love the grittiness of pears but i'm not hugely enthusiastic about poached pears.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:46

CATFUD!!!!

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:46

Star fucking anise. Attention seeking little bastard.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:46

Yum I'd have thé tartare.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:46

I'm sorry - I can't even think of the food while his hairy chops are wobbling all over my screen.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:46

That's extreme Schaden.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:46

Sheba anyone?

Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:47

wow Schaden - you actually live in a Barbara Pym novel. Respeck.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:47

Ugh. That looks awful. Cat food indeed.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:47

Oh balls. Sad

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:47

Bring back Charles Campion! He's my favourite chubby judge.

punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:47

My cat would eat the shit out of that. He seems to taste nowt hot sauce.

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