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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:32

Grouchy - the limit is not working. that yellow stuff in the pan looks unspeakable.

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:32

That curry does that bloody tasty

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:33

A lot of dicing you say!

RomaineCalm · 20/02/2019 20:33

Jim is pissing me off. I think I just have an aversion to anyone that cooks in a pink shirt.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:33

I've just searched for Schaden on any other threads so I could go and drag her over here but I can't find her!

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Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:33

The guillotine for anyone who says ballontine!

dementedma · 20/02/2019 20:33

Clarice(?)'s hair is just fab!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/02/2019 20:34

Me too Taffeta. Like Geek Girl. Poached pears is my go to pud, with ginger cream. Looks posh, is easy.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:34

I was predisposed to like Jim solely on account of him being tall but he's a Nope. Wanky raw steak and another curry. Blah.

I like Carice.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:34

Me I don't like cheesecake.

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:35

Oh Clarice. I think the carefully measured er, chucking in...of ketchup might be a bad sign.

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:35

Not liking cheesecake is weird.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:35

I like the wanky raw steak thing though...

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 20/02/2019 20:35

What!!

8 o'clock start!!

AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:35

God he has ballooned

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:35

Just don't remember liz Confused

RomaineCalm · 20/02/2019 20:35

I like Paula and Carice.

And no, I can't remember Liz from 2016. And I'm pretty sure I watched it with you lot.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:36

Nah I don't like cheesecake either

Creosote creates food trends

Yeah right. Scoffs it all.

dementedma · 20/02/2019 20:36

Steven Wallis is downright creepy

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:36

Still have no idea about Liz. Saliha still annoys me. I don't know why.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:36

It's just too sickly squoosh.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:36

Just got here - effing PCC meeting over-ran (again!).

Who's that Fat Lad?

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:36

Saliha. Hmm. Never been sure.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/02/2019 20:37

Jim IS Swiss Tony!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:37

FUCK OFF GREGGGGG!

(I needed that!)

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