Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

Manky guy is going to get on my tits verrrrry quickly.
And so is she.

Muppets.

Sarah is a bit anal for a psychiatrist - but they're supposed to be the worst I believe.

I don't like psychiatrist wumman.

I just don't.

Yes Schaden, it's called Surf and, er, Earth

He's a twat too.

Is Tom a vegetarian then

each one of these is more irritating than the last grrrrrrrrrrrr

Ugh making ingredients and not a dish.

Halsall

Not sure

Oh Lord he pulled his sex face. Aaaaaaaaaaaargh

I like when there's a creative veggie chef on

Gregg just had some sort of spasm.

Sorry, in laws are here and I nearly forgot!

I instantly don't like Tom. (Vegan Scotch egg? Sod off.)

Oh is that what it was, Fuckery?

Do you think the BBC is trying t get contestants who are even more irritating than Gregggg>

#nobloodychance!

Ooooo I have a scotch egg in the fridge. A real one. I'll have that later with a bit of Branston.

Rebecca has only just taken her curlers out.

Is Rebecca a Grace Dent tribute act?

Mingess the Merciless

It was Dental Woman, Schaden

Thanks for the welcome! I'll do my best to keep up with you all!

I also never understand people who decide to try something new on the first round of MasterChef

Those eyebrows are interesting . . . almost Fanny Craddock-ish in their design (except they aren't just a pencil line)

She seems nirmal, thank god.