Active discussions

Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Telly addicts

Related: Film discussion forum.

Original poster

Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

999 replies

Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

OP posts:
Thread gallery
5
ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:00

Hello all

Hope everyone is well, are you all better Myimaginary

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:00

They are advertising for next year. Shall we throw one of us under the bus in an effort to get close enough to Shouty Piehole to do him damage?

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:00

She wants that noise from Gregg. She's going home.

Original poster
Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:01

A woman wants 'that noise from Gregggg'.

OH dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

OP posts:
Footle · 27/02/2019 20:01

Something that tells you and I. He's going home too.

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:01

Hello, I am leaving BBC Parliament for some light relief and serial killing

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:02

Have some slug pellets for your can of snails.

PutYourShirtOnMartin · 27/02/2019 20:02

Snails!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:02

Newest victims . . .

Original poster
Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:03

Autumn you and me both don't mention the B word

OP posts:
ItCanOnlyGetBetterRight · 27/02/2019 20:03

God Greg. You're such a plum.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:03

Noise from Gregg (puke)

Wouldn't that be great fourqs Grin

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:03

"we've got all vegetables, vegetarian, no meat in there" yep, we've got it!

Evening all! De-lurking tonight!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:04

She wants that noise from Gregg.

Which wumman is that?

I had to go for a wee so missed the very beginning.

lettingthedaysgoby · 27/02/2019 20:04

Samira's sauce looks like vomit...

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:04

I don't know what eclectic means Blush

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:04

Welcome Crow

WTF has he done with his hair!?

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:04

Ken? Is that Gregg's real name?

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:04

Yay, on my way. cats are moulting like buggery due to hot weather - just leaving the grooming parlour aka my furry hallway - and ascending to the audiovisual room 😀

Original poster
Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:05

Welcome foxes , you're among friends here Grin

OP posts:
fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:05

Paul is a gonna. Risky and only here once with something I've not cooked before. Idiot.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:05

Cod and Snails?

COD and SNAILS????????

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:05

Do we think this man blowdrys those little sprigs upright?

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:05

Yay welcome foxes

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:06

Catered her own wedding?!

She clearly didn't want to spend too much time with the groom,