Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

I knew they wouldn't let Delia go.

So sad about Carise.

Poor Carise, that will make her feel even more of a failure being the only one going home!

Sad plinky plonky piano.
Ooo they haven't dine that for a while.

So Mystic Me predicts a disastrous QF next week when they send most of them home (or someone else gets injured).

Poor Carice!

How can they have her as the ONLY one out? That's bloody cruel!

Poor Carise.

Delia stays!

Change of time slot again????

Look like some good disasters next week.

FIVE TO EIGHT. What the actual fuck?!

She has excellent eye brow control for a dog

Thank you everyone. Are we back on Wednesday?

KLAXON did she just say 5 to 8 next Wednesday?

As long as it's Greggg, Romaine

That was a surprise, I thought Delia had had it there.

Right, another week gone. I'm seriously knackered, so pleased it's a short one. (Vicar, ooo err) Arrrgh fuck, Mrs Brown, why do they do that without adequate warning.

Just watching the trailer for Martin Cunes' ne show - he's looking unhealthy gaunt to my untrained eye.

Oh Shit!

Mrs Brown's Boys - I'm offski!

I wish they would stop messing with the times. I'm easily confused!

Have a great weekend everyone.

Aww poor Carise and everyone else got through, that's a bit mean

I can't wait for mass catering time probably a while away

Have a great weekend everyone, if grouchy puppy wants a few days away she only has to ask

Bloody missed Baptiste last week, wonder will I know what's going on if I start it this Sunday.

Fuckery I panic-switched channels just like I do when Eastenders starts. (No idea what bad things would actually happen if I let the programme play but I react like the tv is going to detonate. Such a snob 🤣. )
That was an emotional end and a bit of a cop out. Poor Carice. Delia was very, very, lucky there with her toblerone carrot.
I cannot deal with the idea of a subtly nuanced start time for the next episode. Will face that in the morning 😀

Thanks all, catch you next Wednesday. My Sky programme planner says 8pm but I'll be hovering a bit before, just in case.

It's not snobbery to dislike the misogynistic, homophobic and unfunny Mrs Brown's Boys.

It's just a natural human reaction Fuckery

Aw imaginary very poignant ❤️ Hope you feel better soon. Wednesday is so far away...........hope we've kept the heating on in the hall......

Aw imaginary. Get well soon. I've made you my Masterchef cold-buster special of soft boiled egg beat up in a cup with toasted soldiers.

Iklboo I hope there’s lots of butter in that egg. Mmm I could just eat that now. Get well soon Fleas

Sending you emergency supplies of virtual hot toddies and a cosy blanket, miymaginarycat 🚑 🆘 (and see you on the Sewing Bee thread on Tuesday?)

Can I just chuck in a random fuck off - have to watch last one on catch up - but WTF referring to wife a "your good lady"

FO FO FO

& FO