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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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ellenanora5 · 22/02/2019 21:20

She seems to have undergone some sort of transformation ilovesooty

whatashower · 22/02/2019 21:21

Re The Hasslebacks, remind me who was on leek guitar?

Grinchly · 22/02/2019 21:21

Oh it's weird man.
Remembering who he reminds me of, sadly.
William waldegrave 1980s mp. Tory obvs

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 21:21

Jim's food sounded delicious. I don't want to like him, but cooking cauliflower cheese is one of the many ways to my heart.

fourquenelles · 22/02/2019 21:21

Awww Jess

jay55 · 22/02/2019 21:21

That carrot looks like a cassette rack.

Squooosh · 22/02/2019 21:21

Shagging the groundsman sounds like a nice healthy outdoorsy hobby. Similar to hill walking.

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Halsall · 22/02/2019 21:22

That's a very odd hasselback arrangement. It looks more like preparatory work for some sort of vegetable-based clockwork cog-wheel.

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Grinchly · 22/02/2019 21:22

Beautiful Jess. SmileSmileSmile

Squooosh · 22/02/2019 21:22

MrsTommy Jess is adorbs!

ilovesooty · 22/02/2019 21:22

Oh dear Delia in danger I think.

jay55 · 22/02/2019 21:22

I want Delia to stay on the strength of yesterday but it doesn't look good.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 21:23

Jess has the right of it MrsT. Even though I love cauliflower, calling it a steak is wrong.

Carise, Delia and Stephen in trouble. Maybe Sarah too.

ellenanora5 · 22/02/2019 21:23

Cauliflower steak me arse, no such thing

Is Grace fond of the gin then, never knew that

RomaineCalm · 22/02/2019 21:23

Delia and Clarice both in trouble I think.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:23

I have fond memories of her being the TV critic on the Guardian and comparing Gail Platt off Corrie to a disappointed camel.

That was her?

How I've wronged that woman!

Delia must have repulsed Greggg's advances - he's getting nasty with her.

An as for making the best use of the carrot, I can think of something . . . Angry

ellenanora5 · 22/02/2019 21:25

Aww I hope Delia doesn't go or Carise

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/02/2019 21:25

I'm afraid Delias carrot reminded me of the turnip in black adder.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:25

William waldegrave

As I recall, didn't he insist on it being pronounced Walgrave - and Private Eye kept shortening it (W'm W'grave etc)

Squooosh · 22/02/2019 21:26

This piano music is new.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:26

Shagging the groundsman sounds like a nice healthy outdoorsy hobby. Similar to hill walking

But less chance of twisting an ankle.

Grinchly · 22/02/2019 21:27

Waldegrave
Northern woman
And?

Grinchly · 22/02/2019 21:27

Woah

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Halsall · 22/02/2019 21:27

Oh dear, she was v upset. And nobody else going!

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fourquenelles · 22/02/2019 21:27

Oooo twist in the tail.