Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

I hate cooked carrots in any form, I'll happily have a Jaffa cake instead.

I used to really dislike Grace - but I'm warming to her. it's not her fault she's a lush.

Grace always looks like a 1940s woman who's suspected of having had a hand in her three late husband's untimely deaths.

Aww she's done well. Good for her

Did Grace just say "boolabase"?

'S'okay Grinchly

I was meaning to but got distracted and forgot my comment.

Iklboo I think the lead singer was Chantenay.

Spot on Sqoosh

Oh Steve, that could have gone better.

Oh good stuff, Panisha.

She did Watcher

Grace is uncharacteristically kind. What have they done to her?

Boolabase yes, sad to report

Is lobster a vegetable?

Aww good woman Panisha

Oh no, Carise in danger. How many do they get rid of tonight?

I think you should have focussed on veg love

Evening.
I like Grace-there, said it. I like sarky. I have fond memories of her being the TV critic on the Guardian and comparing Gail Platt off Corrie to a disappointed camel.
Goats cheese and Greggg can both feck off.

I'd happily count lobster as one of my five a day given the chance

I like the sound of Jim's cauliflower 187 ways.

I feel that Grace must rarely put down the gin bottle Squooosh - murdering husbands and shagging the groundsman would probably be on her list of hobbies,

Apple fluid gel? Fuck off.

Jess heard Cauliflower steak

Me too jay55, me too.

Cauliflower is NOT steak!