Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

Mushrooms are in fact Da Best

I love beetroot. Goat's cheese can do one.

I don't like the way Pieholeface spoke to Sandra/Sarah (?)

Sarky, patronising baldy git that he is

I do like Panisha and want her or Delia to win.

Emm lentil curls, not sure what they are fourqs but you can have some Jaffa cakes

Oh what's happened the soufflé, come on Sandra get it together

Some lovely dishes here. I’m not a huge fan of big lumps of fatty meat. —remindmeofGregg—

Oh one of them is doing shelled mussels. Always look like vaginas tae me done that way.

That face Grace made as she walked into the room.

I think that looks delicious.

Think that's the world's first deconstructed-reconstructed soufflé

Piehole face is not used to talking to age appropriate women Schaden

"Thank you for trying"

Isn't he just Schaden, someone should tell him to fuck off

Grinchly

I'd eat ten of those.

Grace looking ok must be detoxed. And quite mellow and generous with her comments —howveryverydisappointing—

I can't take Grace and Gregg on my screen at the same time. It fills me with Utter Rage.
It's the Fucking Smugness.

Well, Gregggg - we have to bear in mind, that shitty as you are, you were supposed to be a judge . . .

Hasselback Carrot

I think I bought their first album. Really went back to their roots.

If that mushroom was a button it would need one hell of a buttonhole

chucks Halsall some Jaffa cakes

Hasselback Carrot

I think I bought their first album. Really went back to their roots.

Baah damn strikethrough fail, apologies ladies.

Sorry Schaden. I take it back.

iklboo

Grace is being very kind so far.

iklboo I saw them on tour, they were the tops.