Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

Egg on the carrots? Slightly confused there, Delia, old girl...

I confuse hasselback with that muscly Californian chap

Hasselback Carrot sounds like a dance.

I have spent a ridiculous amount of time wondering what Delia’s real name is, as, er, obviously there is only one Delia.

Does samphire count? Asking for a friend.

Grinchly

Ooh liking this welsh seaweed thing

I'm not sure about seaweed pasta. Not sure at all.

David Hassleback Carrots (from Vegwatch)

Seaweed pasta is the kind of thing you'd say 'how interesting' about as you scanned the menu for something you actually wanted to eat.

Oh so they are allowed fish in this veg challenge?

Cooee its only Sonia (who else remembers that )

I can never make up my mind whether or not I like Grace

Have Jaffa cakes for all and liquorice all sorts

Gregggggg's noddy shots are looking increasingly deranged. It's like something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Gruff northern woman yep

I don't know why, but Jim strikes me as someone who would dress in a babygro for fun. We call him 'the adult baby' in this house

No Gregg, she wasn't calling you a Fun Guy

Sandra can go home now, thank you very much. Mushrooms are the worst.

ellen swap you some lentil curls for a jaffa cake?

"It's collapsed"

"Er.. really"

MyBeloved

Jim has matched his shirt to his dish.

MyBeloved that's brilll

I don't want someone who does stylish plates cooking my dinner.

Oooh, a Jaffa cake would be most welcome ellen, if we're ok about the scone thing

Sarah's dish sounds lovely.Aw spoke to soon, souffle has collapsed.

50 shades of beetroot