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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 20:02

That would be great Romaine. Then I can slowly remove all my fingerprints and become the perfect criminal.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 20:13

To us, you are perfect just as you are Grouchy - criminality notwithstanding Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 20:22

Awww Schaden. For that you can have a fuzzy picture of GrouchyPuppy stealing my broom this afternoon when I was trying to sweep the path.

Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.
SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 20:34

Aaaaw - bless!

Like Grouchy mother, like doggy daughter. Both careful not to leave any fingerprints.

(She's getting a big girl, isn't she?)

fourquenelles · 22/02/2019 20:51

Grouchy you appear to have a small pony in your garden Wink

whatashower · 22/02/2019 20:56

❤️ ❤️ GrouchyPuppy ❤️❤️
You can almost feel that super soft floofy baby fur

Wolfcub · 22/02/2019 20:58

Grouchypuppy is gorgeous. Will be watching on catch up

ilovesooty · 22/02/2019 20:59

Nearly time Grin

whatashower · 22/02/2019 21:00

Strap in, and we’re off!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:00

Get back you lot - that's MY Grouchypuppy picture!!!!!

You may look at it only with my express permission.

Ok - knock yourselves out! Grin

jay55 · 22/02/2019 21:00

Evening all.

I'm hope it's success for the wimmin part 2.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 21:01

She is getting big. My favourite thing is when people comment on what a big dog she is and I get to tell them she's only half grown.

Forgot Grace was on it tonight.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:01

Gregggg's an ugly scrote . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:01

Hooray - veggie's on top!

Thank you Drunken Grace - much appreciated.

fourquenelles · 22/02/2019 21:01

FUCK ORF SHOUTY PIEHOLE!

Grinchly · 22/02/2019 21:02

Oh. veg Confused

Halsall · 22/02/2019 21:02

The veg wagons will be working overtime tonite then

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Grinchly · 22/02/2019 21:02

The sides .
OhGod.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:02

I love red cabbage - there's a BBC goof food recipe for it that is lush.

ilovesooty · 22/02/2019 21:03

"Delia excites me" yes we'd noticed.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 21:03

*good food, not goof food Grin

fourquenelles · 22/02/2019 21:03

Greggggg manages to claw more money from the Beeb by having a veg round.

MyfanwyMontez · 22/02/2019 21:03

Come on, Caerphilly bloke!

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 21:03

Hasselback carrot is an interesting idea.

Squooosh · 22/02/2019 21:03

Maybe someone will mistake Gregg's bonce for a turnip.