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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Footle · 21/02/2019 21:05

I could only lurk. The best three got through, obvs.

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 21:10

9.00 pm tomorrow

8.00 pm Wednesday

8.00 pm Thursday

Unless things change folks

whatashower · 21/02/2019 21:22

It’s a Sign Of The Bench methinks that “Galgo cooing” so easily trumped Gentleman Caller Envy 😀

whatashower · 21/02/2019 21:27

Ellen thank you that’s going right up on the calendar alongside Sewing Bee, using up Star Anise and Murdering Gregg.

MyfanwyMontez · 21/02/2019 21:43

Sqooosh I didn't say I urges for Gregg (force feed cake,maybe).

ilovesooty · 21/02/2019 23:59

I had to watch on catch up. They should sack last night's critics. Tonight's were miles more personable and watchable.

Taffeta · 22/02/2019 07:44

that’s going right up on the calendar alongside Sewing Bee, using up Star Anise and Murdering Gregg GrinGrinGrin

Lovely doggies four

iklboo · 22/02/2019 07:59

I think I was at peak Fuck Off Greggggggg last night.

Woman serving venison & veg. Plate had veg on. Gregggg 'what's going on next'.

The head of John the fucking Baptist, Gregggg. What do you think is going on next?'

iklboo · 22/02/2019 08:01

Oh fourq those babies are gorgeous!! My girl was a whippet/ greyhound cross. She used to love running in the sea and then coming out and drying herself on me & DH.

mazylou · 22/02/2019 08:14

Brisk Northern Lady needs to look at her plates and take two things off. But I want the chowder and scone please. Delia was superb, I’m rooting for her all the way. Watched both last night, as DP had been in Switzerland on business. We were underwhelmed by the first set of judges, but lovely Swiss chocolate and cuddling on the sofa restored our equilibrium.

I sliced the side of my finger off with a mandolin while making a cucumber salad last year, and had to go to A&E, I was COVERED in blood and every bugger backed away.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 08:23

What I'm hearing is that mandolins are dangerous and accident prone idiots like me should steer well clear, despite really, really wanting one.

iklboo He was ultra annoying last night. It's a talent. Maybe that's why the BBC keeps him on.

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Halsall · 22/02/2019 08:35

Mandolins are indeed the work of the devil. Zaq is gone, never to return, not having managed to cook anything one way, let alone three.

The CLAW strikes again, I tell you.

Its work is never done.

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Pencilmuseum · 22/02/2019 10:13

I wonder if that injury has affected Zaq's circus skills esp. knife throwing?
never mind mandolin - watch out for injuries suffered whilst trying to get the stone out of an avocado. Slippery bastards.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/02/2019 10:27

I squeeze the stone out of avocados. Saves lives.

whatashower · 22/02/2019 11:05

Love my mandolin. DH on other hand will no longer stay in the kitchen if I am having my customary slicing frenzy. Sneaks off with emergency services on speed dial and towels and tourniquet at the ready. With just cause. 😳 I like to think of it as Extreme Foodprep.

mazylou · 22/02/2019 11:13

Twitter says Zaq comes back in a couple of weeks?

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Halsall · 22/02/2019 13:52

Zaq will be baq?

OK then Grin

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ellenanora5 · 22/02/2019 14:24

The head of the John the fucking Baptist Grin

whatashower I wouldn't blame him Smile those things are lethal, they should come with their own first aid kit.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 16:30

I sliced the side of my finger off with a mandolin while making a cucumber salad last year, and had to go to A&E, I was COVERED in blood

They're bloody lethal!

I couldn't believe how long and how much I bled - anyone would think I'd slashed open an artery!

To be fair on the Mandolin, it was New Year, I was (ahem) squiffy, I was holding a conversation with someone in another room, and was fending a randy dog off my leg as I thinly sliced my throbbing, agonised, blood-fuelled flesh onion.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 16:31

The head of John the fucking Baptist

Will you be serving chips with that?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 22/02/2019 16:34

I like to think of it as Extreme Foodprep

Grin

Twitter says Zaq comes back in a couple of weeks?

Oh, Fuq!

iklboo · 22/02/2019 17:08

The head of John the fucking Baptist

Will you be serving chips with that?

Good gracious, no! Fondant potatoes, samphire and a red wine jus Grin

whatashower · 22/02/2019 17:12

Basically 🤣 to all of the above.
No named credits as today I am feeling lazy as fuq.
(had to pop back to double triple quadruple check that schedule 🙄😳)
See everyone here this evening at the later time 👍

Wolfcub · 22/02/2019 18:55

Ds is watching yesterday’s masterchef so I am half rewatching and half reading

RomaineCalm · 22/02/2019 19:40

Grouchy I'll send you my 'nearly new' mandolin for a trial. I think I got most of the bits of DH's finger back out of the blade.

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