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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:45

That looked like a willie.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:45

Delia is a bit of a superstar

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:45

Come on Delia.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:45

Schaden my smallest galgo likes to rub his snout all over my rosemary bush when he's had his dinner. He smells lovely.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:46

Greggg's much kinder to her for over-running than he was to Local Yoof.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:46

Celeriac fondant??? I want

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:46

That venison looks like it's still making whatever noise deer make.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:46

Proper food Delia.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:46

I like Thomasinas dress too.
Oh no, she's got the shit dipped plates.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:47

my smallest galgo likes to rub his snout all over my rosemary bush

THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY THREAD. AWAY WITH YOUR FILTH.

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:47

Gregg is so good the way he treats all the contestants the same.....said no one ever.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:47

I'll bet he does fourq. I've seen his pics and I know that he is very lovely as well as gorgeously scented.

Gregggg has got designs on Little Police Lady.

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:48

If Gregg blew on something I was cooking there would be murder

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:48

I'd stab the pair of them in the face with the brittle.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:48

"Thank you" - translation "FUCK OFF"

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:48

Trust you Squooosh I nearly strangled myself laughing.

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:48

Both standing over her like that being annoying, surprised she didn't stab them with that knife.

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:49

Ffs. Someone boom Gregg. Please.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:49

Well done Deel.

Now come on, Sarah!

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:49

What's that now fourqs, snouts and bushes, well I've heard it all now

Off to lie down with the smelling salts

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:50

She's very diddy for a police person and how does she cope with the face jewelry?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:50

Plate look very pretty.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:50

Black pudding bleurgh

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:50

Was there an ingredient she didn’t put in that dish?

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:50

That’s just hearing food up isn’t it?