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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:38

Squooosh

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:38

I love fennel too.

With pork.

Has she put fennel in the cheesecake?

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:39

Four - what about Pernod?

MyfanwyMontez · 21/02/2019 20:39

Where’s your presentation Gregg?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:40

Leave her alone John.

She's lovely and she's done a lovely dinner, and she hasn't stabbed Gregggg with a fork (or a fourq)

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:40

God that filo looks good

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:40

I had forgotten how lovely Ping was. Nice to have her back.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:40

Taffeta only when drunk at a table outside on a balmy Parisian spring evening.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:40

I'm not into ratatouille type things.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:40

pERNOD!

I bloody LOVE PERNOD! And absinthe.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:41

Love fennel, hate tarragon.
I hope Raff does good, sounds like a memorable holiday meal.

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:41

That looks shit.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:41

Bless - he couldn't;t remember what he'd used.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:42

Those sausages look luvverley.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:42

only when drunk at a table outside on a balmy Parisian spring evening.

That sounds GOOD

latenightcakes · 21/02/2019 20:42

‘That’s yogurt on a biscuit’ Grin

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:43

Fuck the fuck off gregg

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:43

Me neither Squoosh, it's just a modge.
Baked beans and sausages on toast.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:43

It does look like hearty peasant food. Tall Judge is right.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:43

He's not really selling Albanian cuisine to me. Although he seems very nice.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:44

Sausage'n'beans, innit?

I like the way Raff has looked utterly tragic the whole programme but suddenly produces a charming smile for the laydeez

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:44

I don't like rosemary - just the smell of the fresh leaves.

Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:44

cub-scout level food.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:44

Uninspired by Raff.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:44

Halsall - you're words were prophetic. Beans 'n' sausage indeed!