Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

Squooosh

I love fennel too.

With pork.

Has she put fennel in the cheesecake?

Four - what about Pernod?

Where’s your presentation Gregg?

Leave her alone John.

She's lovely and she's done a lovely dinner, and she hasn't stabbed Gregggg with a fork (or a fourq)

God that filo looks good

I had forgotten how lovely Ping was. Nice to have her back.

Taffeta only when drunk at a table outside on a balmy Parisian spring evening.

I'm not into ratatouille type things.

pERNOD!

I bloody LOVE PERNOD! And absinthe.

Love fennel, hate tarragon.
I hope Raff does good, sounds like a memorable holiday meal.

That looks shit.

Bless - he couldn't;t remember what he'd used.

Those sausages look luvverley.

only when drunk at a table outside on a balmy Parisian spring evening.

That sounds GOOD

‘That’s yogurt on a biscuit’

Fuck the fuck off gregg

Me neither Squoosh, it's just a modge.
Baked beans and sausages on toast.

It does look like hearty peasant food. Tall Judge is right.

He's not really selling Albanian cuisine to me. Although he seems very nice.

Sausage'n'beans, innit?

I like the way Raff has looked utterly tragic the whole programme but suddenly produces a charming smile for the laydeez

I don't like rosemary - just the smell of the fresh leaves.

cub-scout level food.

Uninspired by Raff.

Halsall - you're words were prophetic. Beans 'n' sausage indeed!