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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:51

Offs HEATING

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:51

I love black pudding. But with lettucey bits?!

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:51

Squooosh
Grin

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:51

Love a good chowder

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:51

I had sea urchin and black pudding at a posh restaurant once, it was delicious.

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:52

Stop stirring Lass

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:52

There are some Very Bad Minds on this thread.

Take no notice Fourq

They envy you your Gregggg - insulting Gentleman Caller and you bush-nuzzling Galgo.

We all do.

RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:52

The scone and chowder's got my name on it.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:52

I've never eaten a sea urchin Sad

MyfanwyMontez · 21/02/2019 20:52

Is it so wrong that I have a little crush on John Torode? And Gregg still is a cone head.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:52

How did Gregg get more annoying? How is that even possible?

Love a seafood chowder.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:53

Was there an ingredient she didn’t put in that dish?

Nope!

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:53

Awww thanks Schaden

I hope this fishy stew is good.

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:53

Yum

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:53

Cheese scones. Drooooool.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:53

Raff to go Sad

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:53

😳

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:54

I could inhale seafood chowder right now.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:54

And Gregg still is a cone head

I was thinking that he is getting cone-headier by the minute.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:54

Local Yoof to go, surely?

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:54

Myfanwy I can tolerate people having sexual urges for Torode. It's when someone casually ambles on to the thread to say they quite fancy Greggggg that I lose faith in humanity.

RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:54

Agreed. Raff to go sadly. However if he'd been on last night's show he would have gone through easily.

Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:55

I now know what a Galgo is. my day is complete.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:55

It's not really a decision between Raff and Sarah is it. That seafood chowder was far and away above anything Raff did.

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:55

bye bye ruff raff