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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:32

If you practise something several times, and it ALWAYS takes too long, why not modify your menu?

(I don't want to lose this girl!)

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:32

True wolf club though, very true.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:33

Wow Ping has done really well.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:34

Oh, I liked Alex.

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Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:34

Ooo Ping in London! [googles]

Ah I do remember the other one. She did Spanish food didn't she?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:34

Tell him it's a Local Thread for Local Posters, "fourq*.

He will understand - He's Our Gentleman Caller Now . . .

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:34

I can't believe I've been watching Masterchef this long!

27 restaurants and 1400 staff. Wowzers.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:34

Wow those bhajis look good

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:35

SHUTTHEFUCKUP, GREGGGG

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:35

I hope we see Dhruv this series, he was always so lovely

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:36

Will do Schaden He'll get the reference and may be just a little bit scared.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:36

IT is not 5 years since ping won!
Thomasina looks fine. I like her, got her books, love Mexican food.
That looks good, a but mad, but good.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:36

I wish to Christ someone would sew Greggg's gob up.

This food looks very exciting to my sausage-roll loving tatesbuds.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:36

FENNEL!

I love fennel!!!!!!

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:36

That’s carb and fat overload even by my standards. YUM.

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:36

Love Ping’s dress

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:37

Was just thinking the same squoosh, fair play to her

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:37

Fennel - more bloody aniseed. Bleurgh x 2

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:37

Bit underwhelming, that cheesecake, surely?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:38

She's so lovely to Greggg.

It's all of those years being lovely with poorly children - she's able to kid herself that he can't help it.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:38

'you've got five minutes, yeah'

I bet that's what he tells his lucky wife when he's performing his conjugals.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:38

Panisha's food looks good, apart from the bhajis.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:38

Ouzo is the only acceptable aniseed taste

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:38

A very feminine pudding

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:38

Bleurgh aniseed Fourq agree