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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:28

I worship at the altar of sausage rolls

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:28

I think Panisha's food looks very promising

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:28

Reach for the digestive remedy
Sausage roll and cheesecake. Sorry love no.

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:29

Johns voice has totally changed when he's talking about sausage rolls, that's weird

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:29

Sausage roll and bhaji seems a weird combination. Love a good sausage roll, though. Nothing guilty pleasure about that at all.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:29

I like Ping
I'm scared of Tommi
Can't remember the other one

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:29

Was that maggots he was ladling into that pan?

RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:29

Wolfcub I still have my GCSE Food recipe book. Fairly sure sausage plait was in there!

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:29

My gentleman caller has just called Gregggggg "Shouty McPiehole" I think he is a keeper.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:29

I can genuinely say I've never once thought about Albanian food.

Apologies, Albania.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:30

Wow @ the filo

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:30

So its not elegant to eat with a fork now Gregg..... fuck off

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:30

The other one is the only one I do remember Taffeta

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:30

Oh I love celeriac mmmmmm

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:30

Shouty McPiehole Grin

Well done that Gentleman Caller.

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:30

Big marks for homemade filo

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:30

four - Don't let him leave the house - we need him!

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:30

I do love lemon posset. Excuse to eat oodles of cream really.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:30

John! Don't say celery-ac! Please! 😖

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whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:31

I have NEVER noticed their names on their aprons before. But I thought his was Ruff which I like better.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:31

Hang on,Raff is doing Complicated Things! You go Raff.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:31

Hang on,Raff is doing Complicated Things! You go Raff.

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:31

If someone said “are you excited for the day” to me at work before 11am I’d have to kill them

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:31

Delia has a lot on but like her style

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:32

He really is fourqs Grin he's one of us now