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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:22

I love tarragon too. Underrated herb!

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:23

Is it just me or is Greggggggg's cranium looking more weirdly egg-like than ever?

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fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:24

Nooooo Taffeta horrid herb bleurgh.

Oh God I have something in common with the Gurning Grocer. Shoot me!

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:24

Can't bear tarragon. The aniseed thing Sad

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:24

Chorizo is just spicy grease.

Tal-ya-telli, you arsehole! - it's not a hard "G" , Greggg you tosspot!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:25

I love tarragon. The aniseed thing Grin

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:25

Another tarragon hater here. Evil herb

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:25

Oh, that's a good surprise! Sod off, Mike.

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:25

I'm glad Raff stayed

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:25

Yay dump the men. Ooo this is my fave episode so far.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:26

Consolatory postal item winging Mike's way right now....

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:26

Right- that's got the wankers out the way.

Just three wimmin and A Local Yoof.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:26

Me too ellen

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:26

schaden Grin

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:26

Ooh these judges have a bit more ooomph

RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:26

Hurrah! Good judges as well.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:27

The judges look scary . . .

Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:27

Thomasina looks a bit rough. has she been ill?

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:27

Man I'm glad they didn't sit Thomasina next to Mr Creosote

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:27

I like all three of these guest judges. That's a nice change.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:27

Why, when it's fucking mc, do they go, oh i didn't push myself. Why the fuck not?
Ping! Yay Ping!

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:27

Oh I love Ping, she was one of my favourites

Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:28

Oh god sausage plait it’s gcse food all over again (now if only you could yank food out of the tv and eat it)

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:28

Panisha didn't make her pastry though eh?

Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:28

panishush anaemia - don't fancy her offerings a bit

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