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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:18

I'm amazed at the crispy potato in the time limit.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:19
whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:19

Delias plate looks fantastic.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:19

I put apricots in my stuffing!

I Stand With Sarah (on the apricot issue).

Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:19

Delia's living up to her illustrious name then

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Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:19

watch out Lisa Faulkner - John has scented fresh meat

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:20

Yeah go Delia! At last someone who can cook.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:20

I couldn't go on this programme. I would vomit if I had to watch Gregggg eat in real life - it's bad enough on the telly.

Well done Delia!

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:20

I like Delia.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:20

Oh Squoosh 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 it's like Oscar Wilde has returned from the grave.
Copper done well. I hates chorizo now matter how it's said.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:20

Awww Delia

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:20

Good job, Officer Delia.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:20

Good woman, Delia!

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:20

❤️ Delia.

RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:20

Would they gush like that if Gordon has presented the exact same dish? Hmmm, I think not.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:20

That looks FOUL!

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:20

Yeah I'm not a chorizo fan

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:21

Delia is onto a winner there with Gregg, bet she's thrilled (not)

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:21

Make John stop saying PUSSTA

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:21

Oh, Fuck Off, Gregggg.

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:21

Can't stand this smugarse. But can't see him going yet.

lettingthedaysgoby · 21/02/2019 20:21

There's a touch of Rob Beckett about Mike, I feel...

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:22

I can't bring myself to love chorizo either.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:22

I fucking love tarragon

Desert island herb

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:22

Will circus man get another chance