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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:07

I'd eat that Grinchly

The copper said chorittho - STAB

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:08

OI FOURQ, YOUVE GOT JELLY IN YOUR...oh never mind.
Zac can cock off. Hospital? Where was the ambulance when I micro planed my thumb?
Two orettyladies for the speaking cock to drool over.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:08

Whoops! Silly boy, Mark!

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:08

Mark strikes me as a spoony fucker. I bet his Mrs applied on his behalf to get a break in the kitchen.

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:08

(;predicted last night)

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:09

I like her pronouncing chorizo properly, and her Mum is Spanish so I suspect she can't help it.

Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:09

Love Mark

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:09

Zac can cock off. Hospital? Where was the ambulance when I micro planed my thumb?

Grin Grin

Glad to see the rage still raging forth!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:09

&Romaine*

Grin
Wolfcub · 21/02/2019 20:09

Evening all

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:09

Marks supreme looks ropey.

MrsTommyBanks · 21/02/2019 20:09
Taffeta · 21/02/2019 20:10

Pork dish is a bit yawn

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:10

Like Sarah

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:10

12! 12!!!!!!!

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:10

I like Sarah. I think she may be "one of us" shhhhhhhh

whatashower · 21/02/2019 20:11

Just adding Circus Director to my list of great jobs I missed. Alongside Koala Protection Officer.

Waves to shirley- don’t fret this series has been a scheduling omnishambles....

Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:11

smarmy bastard

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:11

What was he doing to that poor pasta?! I will never drop a bacon sandwich through my adult child's door. Fuck that.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:11

Grown men who boast about being babied by their mums are not sexy.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:11

Mike's making a right Horlicks of that tagliatelle. Can his mum post him a bacon sandwich instead?

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RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:12

I like Sarah but I suspect that she might be the bingo card's "classic home cooking, tastes good but doesn't go much further".

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:12

Yes I like Sarah, maybe she's my Marjorie and not Irini (but I love Irini) hmm bit of a quandary now

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:13

Agree Squoosh, and man who thinks he's the second coming because he can now cook.

Pencilmuseum · 21/02/2019 20:13

Is Gregg trying to look impish more than usual?

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