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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:03

Great minds four

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:03

Evening.

That pork chop looked like it would need a chain saw to cut.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:03

Another pretty lady for Gregg to lech over.

Tattoo man is going to be irritating.

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:04

Evening everyone, watched today and thought Carise was amazing, I hope she goes far.

Thanks Halsall, coming out the other end of it now hopefully.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:04

Shirley !!!! I @ed you and everything Sad

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:04

I don't like "Zaq's" tattoos either.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/02/2019 20:04

Hola chichas.
Neck tatto biy is pissing me off already.

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:04

Saving it for later Schaden Wink

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:04

This is week two, Shirley. Pleb MC.

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:05

I think Greggggs glassses look a bit 70s serial killer, if they had that brown tint I'd be checking his patio.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:05

I like Panisha - I hope se gets through.

There is nothing wrong with vegetarian food, Greggggg you carnivorous git!

Grinchly · 21/02/2019 20:05

Oh chicken supreme in a really well done creamy sauce? Mushrooms those lovely onions and a slosh of booze? Too easy?

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:06

A circus director!

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:06

CIrqus director Zaq

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ShirleyPhallus · 21/02/2019 20:06

Ahhhh thanks @halsall, I didn’t get anything!

I’m watching it now. Will catch up with the rest of the episodes and the accompanying thread over the weekend

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:06

Ahhhhhh Circus Director. That explains it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/02/2019 20:06

CIRCUS DIRECTOR!

Wanker!

And an accident already - tosser!

ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:06

I like tattoos but not neck ones

jay55 Grin

jay55 · 21/02/2019 20:06

Oh tata. That's brilliant

fourquenelles · 21/02/2019 20:06

Oh dear. Falls before the first fence.

Squooosh · 21/02/2019 20:06

Is that Qaz gone now?

RomaineCalm · 21/02/2019 20:07

Can't handle a knife but is in charge of a circus? Hmm

GrouchyKiwi · 21/02/2019 20:07

Well huh. Must be a lot sharper than my vegetable peelers.

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Halsall · 21/02/2019 20:07

Delia! There's a name to conjure with!

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ellenanora5 · 21/02/2019 20:07

Oh he's gone already