Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

that Stephen fella looks like the sort to start dramatically sobbing over a plum crumble drama during the mass catering task.

See you all tomorrow. Don't forget the first aid kit.

Did I just spot Ping?

we missed out under-achiever's struggle on his/her journey through life on the bingo card

Ooh looking forward to the chap whapping a bit of his finger off

Clarice aside that was a long wait for a meh episode. Stupid football

love Carise

Ping! I love Ping.

See you tomorrow at whatever time.

Well - I don't like Tattoo Twat - "pinky" FFS!

No, haven't heard of Ron or his alarming sounding Sons of Anarchy, but he may be a dead ringer...
Thinking of maybe a Tory politician from my youth ( when dinosaurs roamed the earth)

Don't fret Schad, he's too full of self love to be involved with anyone else.
Yeah, ok. Stephen is a knob, Swiss Tony surprisingly not as much, but Carice was lovely.
Hope tomorrow's are better. Sees ya!

Schaden good luck with your diplomacy talks between warring parishes. I'm not going to lie though, I've seen Midsomer Murders and I fear it will end with someone being clobbered on the village green with a candlestick holder.

Oh a Kitchen Accident cue lots of holding hand high in air, rushing on of staff, followed by the Blue Plaster anointing.

I liked Ping, so looking forward to tomorrow!

I've been forced to look it up and it's definitely at 8pm again tomorrow.

God he has ballooned

Glad it is just not me that noticed. Hope he is OK. I remember him fondly.

Thinking of maybe a Tory politician from my youth

Not Michael "LiverLips" Portillo is it Grinchly?

He is slightly Portilloesque with the shirt

I fear it will end with someone being clobbered on the village green with a candlestick holder.

You fear it, I'm hoping for it! Area Dean - found force-fed with 200 books of Common Prayer in the vestry.

Just watched it on catchup. Did anyone else notice Saliha didn't have any of the balsamic and whisky dressing with her scallops. Any idea why? Oh, just thought, is it possibly due to alcohol and her religon?

I really liked Carisse, not sure how many different ways her name was said in this episode though

Saliha didn't have the chicken ballotine either. Just the leeks & parsnip puree.

Or the bacon & haggis either. I think she's a Muslim lady so pork products, offal and alcohol would be out.

Hi all. I watch Masterchef, but my brain won't let me post on this thread at the same time.

I have now read the thread, with much pleasure, while devouring three-quarters of a pack of Fruit Shortcake biscuits.

You're Living the Dream, Pussycat

My phillistine DH does not appreciate Madterchef so spent this evening watching a program about the building of a new tube line! Fortunately I am on maternity leave so shall watch it tomorrow morning whilst feeding a baby and gazing longingly at the slowly cooling cup of tea just out of reach. I look forward to recognising the pink shirt man, the smug student and maybe a little less to Mr Creosote...

Just caught up. Football called...

Oh Carise is so lovely. I really want her to do well. The surprise and emotion were genuine.