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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:53

Authenticity gregg? Come on man

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:53

Deconstructed cheesecake in a glass ✔️

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GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:53

I really like Carise. And her hair is amazing.

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:53

Steven is insufferable.

I'm glad Carice has done well.

punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:53

Biscuit base

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:54

Fat guy is hideous isn't he. Twat.

punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:54

Might be a bit authentic and urban for Gregg

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/02/2019 20:54

Why do they whisper?
I want that rice. Who wants my cheesecake?
I like Liz's hair, and Liz, how did we miss her?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:54

Shower

What was I thinking! - my big break and I fluffed it.

Footle - If only! The Church of England in books is much more charming than Anglicanism red in tooth and claw, I can tell you.

Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:54

but is she a one-trick cuisine pony?

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:54

'ginger is coming from the ginger biscuits'

Hold the front page!

AutumnCrow · 20/02/2019 20:54

It's all about the base

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:55

He's repulsive Grinchly. I'd rather shag Jabba the Hutt.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:55

Paula's outta here.

punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:55

Fuck Gregg, I could do his job. Bland twat.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:55

Paula going

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:55

Where is @fourquenelles?

When she's not here I like to imagine she's in some much more appealing naked food related tussle with Jay Rayner.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:56

Pink shirt guy reminds me of someone... but who?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:56

FUCK OFF, GREGGGG!!!!

(Sorry folks- abusing the Speaking Cock is the only thing helping me hold onto my sanity at the moment . . . )

punishmepunisher · 20/02/2019 20:57

@Grinchly Ron Perlman from Sons of Anarchy

Wolfcub · 20/02/2019 20:57

Aw I love how surprised she was

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/02/2019 20:57

What a beautiful girl - her hair is gorgeous!

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:57

Wrong choice

Footle · 20/02/2019 20:57

Oh Carise! Give her a hug someone

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:57

We luffs Clarice.

Oh god, more splatting awaits.