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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:13

Maria is trying to court Gregg with something sweet, the minx.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:13

Maria has a grand accent. And she's doing a dessert. I like plums.

TomThumb1 · 11/02/2019 21:13

I love people making desserts pretending they don't know Greg is a fat bastard and loves them.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:14

Just like Saliha Halsall a couple of years ago

jay55 · 11/02/2019 21:14

I like the blonde for talking so much gregggg couldn't get a word in.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:14

Yoo-hoo Squoosh !

Not struck on Maria - she's being too nice to the Baldy Wanker. (Could be a good actress, of course . . . )

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:14

If I foraged I'd be dead after my first foraged meal. I just know I'd make a beeline for all the poisonous stuff.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:14

Oh Frank. Shocking.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:14

Collapsed soufflés

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:15

ellen Saliha was on R4 - the Food Programme - on Sunday, explaining why she didn't want a career in cooking!

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GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:15

But it had sunk all the way back down! You let me down, Frank.

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:15

I adore chives. The most underrated herby/oniony thing.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:16

And the roadkill Squooosh - don't forget all those badgers and fox cubs, ready tenderised.

TomThumb1 · 11/02/2019 21:16

FML I always forget how annoying Greg is with his stupid enthusiasm and even more stupid face. It's gonna be a long few weeks...

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:16

Well the soufflé didn't work so far

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:16

Squoosh! We missed you! You been remodelling the dungeon?
Franks hair is on point.

AutumnCrow · 11/02/2019 21:16

Has Gregg got new specs? He really looks more Viz Comic than ever.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:16

Even reading Saliha's name makes me feel pissy.

theliverpoolone · 11/02/2019 21:16

Not sure about Greggg's new glasses - they don't look like they fit his face Confused

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:16

I like the way annabel has matched her skin to her hair.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:16

micro herbs. I have no words.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:17

Already I hate this girl's cuisine!

It is wankery on a plate and we haven't even properly started.

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:17

Microherbs ✔️

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RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:17

In the olden days nobody used microherbs in Round 1...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:17

An abeles is like MC bingo on a plate. Just needs chocolate fondant for full house.