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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:08

I don't like her much either - her laugh is putting my teeth on edge . . .

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:08

are you allowed to be called Annabel if you are from Middlesbrough? God Gregg - stop drooling over her.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:09

Oily bread, yuk

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:09

Frank next to the fridge. I'm cackling at how much Gregg has to look up.

Frank is my early favourite.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:09

I like Frank

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:10

I think Frank could easily headbutt Gregg. we forgot the single parent council estate top trump.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:10

Tim the Curator - I spotted his Twattery immediately.

It was a visceral reaction - I couldn't explain it - I just KNEW!

I like Frank. Just because I think Frank is an excellent name.

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:10

Hmmm, think I quite like Tall Frank.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:10

Tall Nigerian guy is sounding a bit wanky. He's come a long way from his Hackney housing estate. Probably ran all the way.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:10

Ugh he lives up his reputation as usual

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:10

Making a cake for 700 people!!!

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:10

Made her own wedding cake for 700? Wow.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:11

I like this Indian lady (missed her name). I'm disappointed she's using mackerel though - is a nasty fish!

Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:11

Devina will now sail through by cooking the food of Mauritius at every round.

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RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:11

That mackerel looks good.

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:11

don't fancy that mackerel.
forage tick (don't know how to do the emoji)

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:11

MASTERCHEF IS BAAAAACK!

My hatred for Gregg is also back.

Hello all.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:12

Oh. A forager. So last series.

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:12

Christ I'm starving already

700 wedding guests Shock

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:12

I have good vibes about Lisa. (Despite her mackerel addiction, also!).

She looks like a woman who would give Gregggg a good smack if she got the chance.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:12

I am sick of hearing people saying that food is their passion. Just had to say it.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:13

Unusual ethnic food. Check.
Forager, fuck way off. Professional wanting a challenge. Fuck even further off.
Another blonde. Check.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:13

Mumsnet superwoman.

Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:13

Wotcher Squooosh with the extra 'o' Grin

Do you think Lawyer Lisa foraged that bottle of olive oil?

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Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:13

'my mum's a feeder'

There was a definite tone there!