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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:17

Gregg's head looks pointy.

I would not eat that pork. I don't care if it's meant to be safe to have it pink these days..

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:18

Something like that, OhWhat. Grin I'm stockpiling so I've had to fit my tins of chickpeas around Marcus' cage.

TomThumb1 · 11/02/2019 21:18

Oh Gary... 🤦🏻‍♀️

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:18

Really Halsall so what does she do now then, wasn't she a doctor

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:18

I like the way annabel has matched her skin to her hair.

Grin

Orange is the new black?

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:18

flabby soufflé for Frank.
Annabel - massive chunks of pork or what? And cauli yuk and raw spud
Gary - that looks like something anyone could make - authentically rough.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:18

Oh poor Gary.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:19

Tim looks like the suspect in a really grim British murder drama

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:19

Jesus Christ!

He smiles like a pervert!

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:19

Even worse than a car crash - that was a train crash! Smile

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:19

No me either Grouchy, I don't eat pink pork

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:19

Snap Schaden

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:19

Micro basil. Fuck off Tim.

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:19

She still is, ellen - she said cooking was too much hard work Confused

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AutumnCrow · 11/02/2019 21:19

Gregg Wallace and his Knob-Brain of Solace

Tonight Gregg goes on one of his special adventures where he annoys all the lady contestants who want to marry John instead.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:20

He's got "STALKER" stamped all over him.

And "micro basil"? WTactualF is that?

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:20

That is Dennis Nilsen. I always like a serial killer spor early on.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:20

Basil with seafood just sounds wrong.

jay55 · 11/02/2019 21:20

Such a thick skinned twassock

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:20

Had a feeling the crispy beef wouldn't work, poor Gary

Squooosh · 11/02/2019 21:21

To be fair, it's pretty hard to have unsoggy courgettes.

Pencilmuseum · 11/02/2019 21:21

bet you're glad you weren't one of the 700 cake eaters now

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:21

Oh dear!

BUT
I am impressed that she doesn't seem to care that Greggg likes it (because he's a wanker)

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:22

Micro red amaranth. Now they're taking the piss.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:22

Lawyer Lisa looking a bit smug there, because her dish is the first that doesn't look like it was sicked up.