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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:03

Blond for Gregg to drool over.....check

Young lady for Gregg to drool over.....check

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:03

Huzzah. Looks like a good mix of contestants today.

I might have missed John Torode. WTF, Grouchy.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:04

I don't hate anyone yet. Give me time.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:04

John demonstrates primary marhs

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:04

3 out first thing. Brutal.

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:04

Maths dammit, maths

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:05

Never seen anyone use a cheesegrater in the air before.

RomaineCalm · 11/02/2019 21:05

Bubbly blonde for Gregg ✅
Slightly pretentious foodie ✅
Retired bloke ✅

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:05

3 leaving after the first test. That's whittling them down fast!

Schaden The Tick is a funny super hero show. He's a big dick, but hilarious.

Behold, a Man Inspired By Travels.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:05

I like Gary. He's smiley.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:06

Gooood evening my little chickadees. Which one is going to mention how tall the black guy is? Bet it's gregg.
First inspired by travelling guy.
Is it me or has John gone vair grey?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:06

That looks like the world's biggest, flattest beef burger

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:06

Is Gary a bit of a dark horse I wonder?

When I said I didn't hate anyone yet, I wasn't including Greggggg in that. Obvs.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:06

Has never eaten a ready meal. Smug twat.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:06

Why is Travels Man smushing the fuck out of that beef? Poor beef.

Ooh, get him, never eaten a ready meal. Twat.

DH is put out as he has the same name.

An art gallery. Of course you do.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:07

I already hate Tim. No reason. I just do.

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Halsall · 11/02/2019 21:07

'Oily breadcrumbs' isn't tempting me, tbh Hmm

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jay55 · 11/02/2019 21:07

I'm late I'm late and I hate fennel but love clams.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/02/2019 21:07

Went without saying fleas

ellenanora5 · 11/02/2019 21:07

Crispy beef, not sure that's going to cut it but you never know

GrouchyKiwi · 11/02/2019 21:07

Massively living up to my screenname today.

ilovesooty · 11/02/2019 21:07

I already hate Tim too

Wolfcub · 11/02/2019 21:07

Annabelle looks like Aveline from bread

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/02/2019 21:08

that is one mucky saucepan, love.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/02/2019 21:08

Never eaten a ready meal. Fuck off.
Here's the totty for greengrocer to drool over.