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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 21:03

Irini reminds me of Susan Sarandon

ellenanora5 · 15/02/2019 21:04

Irini aka Marjorie has to go through, she's my favorite so far

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:04

Happy Birthday Crisp and Good Evening all!

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:04

Tim is a tit.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:04

Tim and his 70's specs

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:04

Surprising to us as well, SerialKillerTim

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 21:04

Torode looks like he slept in his car last night.

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:04

Agreed. Tim is a tit.

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:04

Welcome back in to the fold Janecon Jay worship is positively encouraged (but yet to the back of the queue).

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:05

get. We need a blinking edit button.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 21:05

Tim reminds me of janes blunt, who I also think is a twat

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:05

You have certainly pulled yourself back a bit Janecon

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:05

My true love is John ❤️❤️❤️. Lucky Lisa.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:05

Ah bless Yui!

MrsTommyBanks · 15/02/2019 21:05

Evening. Happy Birthday CrispButty Flowers

Loving the frock fourquenelles

Shut up Gregg.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:06

Yui is 41?????!!!!

Fuck she looks AMAZING

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:06

Oh dear. Yui hasn't cooked game.

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:06

Seriously if Jay showed up in my living room right now with a nice bottle of wine I would be having a sensationally good evening

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:06

fleas

No - he looks as though he slept on a car seat on a bit of waste ground.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 21:06

Yui has very unbalanced eyebrows, but they are still better than Annabel’s were 😂

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:06

Lucky Lisa with the Lizard Tongue 🤮

MadauntofA · 15/02/2019 21:06

Do you think they are allowed an Instant Pot?

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:07

Bonbons - bingo! Knew there must be one heading here soon.

MadauntofA · 15/02/2019 21:07

Bon bons again!!

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:07

Stupid question alert ....... why don't they use a pressure cooker for speedy stews?