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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 19:46

Happy birthday CrispButty

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 19:55

We have had a whipround to NOT get you a Gregg bursting naked from a hispi cabbage cake.

Who could ask for more? Grin

Thankyou ☺️. I’ve spent the day lazing in bed, reading, watching master chef, eating last nights leftover Chinese .. it’s been lovely!

You are living the dream!

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 20:44

Happy birthday CrispButty. Did you have furry friends keeping you company? Wanna borrow some?

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 20:48

I have put my posh frock on for the semis and polished my crystal ball.

The FUCK OFF Gregggggg spell needs more work though.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 20:56

Now, if you want to chip in and put the chef Emmanuel delacour in a cake, please feel free.

Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st
Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st
CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 20:57

No furry friends here, unless you count DP, who is in need of a shave 😂

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 20:58

In 5,4,3,2,1.....

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:00

Oh no not Shitwell

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:00

Tim. Hmm.

Shitwell. Bleurgh

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:00

It's the Shitwell! What will it be? Samphire?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:00

Evening All

You scrub up well, four. Grin

ellenanora5 · 15/02/2019 21:00

Hello all, Happy Birthday CrispButty Grin

Ugg Sitwell

We want Jay Smile

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:00

DH doing DD pick up -Yay!

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:01

Evening. Shut up Gregggg

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:01

I quite like Sitwell 😳

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:01

My sentiments in a nutshell Wolf

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:01

Thanks Schaden I do my best.

Game hmm. Bambi.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:02

Almost wasn't here on time as the children moved the TV control Angry
Why do all controls not have a locator beacon?

John T.Rode didn't seem impressed by Shitwell when Gregggg was talking him up.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:02

You are a sick puppy, Janecon

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:02

Spice. Yui should be OK.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:02

Shitwell is so creepy [shudder]

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:02

Irina has lovely hair!

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:03

Irini fucking rocks

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:03

"We have couple of estates . . . "

Hmm
Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:03

Maybe I am. 😢. I love Jay though - maybe I'm redeemed?