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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 21:01

Till Friday, everyone.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 21:01

Schaden I say this with love but ....................FUCK RIGHT OFF!! Grin

Janecon · 13/02/2019 21:02

See you Friday. Am hoping I sleep well tonight and don't dream of my encounter with Gregg 😬

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 21:02

I like these three. No side to them, despite the tash and trying to be trendy clothes.
Urge shitwell, extolling the virtues of game. If it's grouse or partridye I will be swearing.
See you all on the flip side.

MrsTommyBanks · 13/02/2019 21:03

You are fourquenelles.

I'm glad Josh has gone. He was a bit irritating.

Thank you everyone. See you all Friday.

Hope GrouchyPup is ok Grouchy
My last dog was a shockingly good chocolate thief, but never suffered any nasty side effects. Didn't do my nerves any good though.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 21:03

Please tell us if you do Jane Grin we'll be gentle and sympathetic

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 21:03

Janecon I will pray the baker boy wearing talking clock that is Gregggg does not haunt your slumbers.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 21:07

I apologise unreservedly four - it was a sick joke and I went to far.

Janecon - If Gregggg was with a young woman, and was being "sweet" , I can pretty much promise you that she was NOT his daughter.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 21:19

Apology accepted Schaden

I just hope that by Friday my lady parts will have realigned themselves as they currently sit just under my sternum where they retreated at the very thought of jiggying with the Greggggggggg.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 21:25

Thank you - you are more forgiving than I deserve.

Mollypolly2610 · 13/02/2019 23:00

I despair. My DH asked where the blonde one was. Can I please be added to the list I get so excited about any Masterchef!

lettingthedaysgoby · 13/02/2019 23:34

Watching on catch-up. Sad Josh has gone as I now cannot comment in realtime on his apparent Gordon Ramsey mini-me act (have a listen). Til Friday!

Taffeta · 14/02/2019 11:47

Really hoping it's a special vegan QF especially for Shitwell

whatashower · 14/02/2019 19:27

Hi guys. so basically I am now sitting at the TV WAITING with a sleeping bag and provisions . Having missed most of ep 1, and ALL of goddam ep 2. Thanks to you all for the high standard of commentary!

And yes I know I have a bit of a wait todayISFridayright?but I am not going to be defeated by this schedule trickery fuckwittery.

Taffeta · 14/02/2019 20:22

I hear you what

I've epically failed thus far- 8pm is tricky for me. I like prof MC at 9 better

Final of Hunted tonight. Grin

RomaineCalm · 14/02/2019 23:49

9pm is much better for me than 8pm - far fewer distractions and a possibility of actually sitting down to watch. I'm joining Taffeta and camping out ready for tomorrow.

BasiliskStare · 15/02/2019 00:47

Whoops ellenora5 yes sorry - loving your son's work.

Schadenfreudepersonified & Halsall Ha Ha ha inner Molesworth - forget about all the lovely dogs on here , Sailor etc etc I would vote for the Skool Dog to be better than G£&*7. Do you think he has been give another series and welcomed back for the new term for "the ushual amount" much like Grabber.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 18:00

FFS got to pick up DD at 9 so will miss beginning. And then DH will probably be watching something else by the time I get back [howl]

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 18:40

Yay I’m here. I just watched mon and weds and read the thread alongside it. I’m not working tonight so I shall be back at 9pm to watch live and join in.

And it’s my 50th birthday today so I will be partaking in a few bushmills. You are all welcome to join my virtual party 🎉 xx

whatashower · 15/02/2019 18:58

Cheers and happy birthday crispbutty

We have had a whipround to NOT get you a Gregg bursting naked from a hispi cabbage cake.

You're welcome.

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 19:07

Evening all

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 19:19

Evening people! And Happy Birthday CrispButty! I've opened a bottle of fizz as it's a milestone birthday.

You have now officially entered your best decade, you still look great but you won't give a bugger on the days you don't. You will start not giving the shiniest shit what people think if you haven't already - its very liberating.

have another!

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 19:25

Happy birthday Crispbutty, the best sandwich. Hope you've had a magnificent day. I ordered in pizza especially.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 19:27

Thankyou ☺️. I’ve spent the day lazing in bed, reading, watching master chef, eating last nights leftover Chinese .. it’s been lovely!

BasiliskStare · 15/02/2019 19:39

Happybirthday @crispbuttyno1 - yes I will add to the whip round not to get you G%£** bursting out of a cake - no better present could anyone give.