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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Janecon · 13/02/2019 20:45

I've met Gregg. 😳

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:45

What would you know about "good cooking" you tosser? You inhale it too fast to taste

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:45

Squooosh Quark has no real taste. I'm vegetarian and even I despise it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:46

I wouldn't brane about that Janecon

Skyr is muck. And so is Quark.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:46

That looks nice.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:46

If endorsed by Slimming World I can assume it tastes of nothing!

Janecon · 13/02/2019 20:46

He was in a restaurant and desperate to be noticed. Sat at the next table to me. Actually he was quite nice but very full of himself.

latenightcakes · 13/02/2019 20:46

Greg: ‘tell me the thinking behind Lamb and Lamb?’ 😆

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:46

*brag, not brane - don't know where the hell that came from

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:46

Whoa, back right up there - Janecon - EXPLAIN YOURSELF PLEASE!

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Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:47

That dip does look tempting. Gimme that and a bowl of tortilla chips.

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:47

Justin seems to have a Rennie Mackintosh inspired tattoo on one forearm.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:47

He's my son Basilisk Grin

And random fuck offs are always allowed Smile

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:47

I thought the dip looks delicious

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:47

Schaden, that was clearly your inner Molesworth struggling to escape Grin

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Janecon · 13/02/2019 20:47

He was like the little kid at school who says 'me, me, me Miss' when the teacher asks a question. Annoying but sort of sweet in a simple way.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:48

JANECON, MORE DEETS PLEASE.

Were you, however briefly, engaged to him during the course of the evening?

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:48

Sweet????

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:48

Yeah fuck the lamb

Don't eat lamb

I'll have that dip tho

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:48

DH, the idiot, left his chocolate biscuit on the coffee table and GrouchyPup has just stolen it. It's a good thing she's enormous so we don't need to worry about poison.

I think Josh is going, based on that performance.

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:48

Jane - Gregg is not nice.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:48

It looks like an owl's face!

I like it!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:48

I do like food that comes with its own handle.

Janecon · 13/02/2019 20:49

He was with a young girl who may have been his daughter. But maybe not. It was a few years ago....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:49