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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:50

I'm not sure how I feel about turnups on a jean.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:50

This is going to be a hard choice.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:50

His daughter, you say.........? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Footle · 13/02/2019 20:50

Shut up shut up

Janecon · 13/02/2019 20:51

I really wasn't sure..... they didn't talk much....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:51

At least she's put it on a leaf, ON A PLATE.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:51

Did she say tiger!?

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:51

poor Yui - Gregg put her off.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:51

Janecon, I hope you didn't brush against him, otherwise you may have been accidentally impregnated.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:51

I love sticky rice and I'd be peeved at it not being served.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:52

Oh it's beef.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:52

I want to eat that plate of food - it looks delicious.

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:52

my imaginary - there have been a couple of tiger fatalities at some zoo recently haven't there?
could eat Yui's food.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:52

Hope Grouchy pup is ok, my sisters russell had a double decker once, they had to go to the vet, he was fine thankfully.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:52

I Just said to DH 'what's so special about heritage carrots anyway?'

He wittily quipped in reply: 'The price.'

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MrsTommyBanks · 13/02/2019 20:52

I'm a Yui fan. There I've said it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:53

Janecon, I hope you didn't brush against him, otherwise you may have been accidentally impregnated.

Or sit on his chair after he left. Sperms get everywhere . . .

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:53

Anyone else notice Gregg and John are turning into each other?

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:53

Janecon, I hope you didn't brush against him, otherwise you may have been accidentally impregnated

Grin and 🤮

Janecon · 13/02/2019 20:53

EnvyEnvyEnvy

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:53

Flowers. Might as well just sprinkle it with Zoflora, love.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:54

Thanks ellen. She'll be fine. Thankfully she can handle a lot of chocolate because of her size (not that she is allowed it).

Oh poor Yui.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:54

Leave Yui alone Gregg

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:54

Oh Yui... Sad

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:54

My staffie scoffed an entire double-layer box of Hotel Chocolat delights.

The little sod was fine.

Poor little You - don't worry pet, you will be fine. They love your flavours.