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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:35

I want those wine glasses

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:35

Battle of the moustachios

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:36

Come on Irini - you can do it! Ignore that wanker

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:36

God, Strongman's moustache is even more absurd than ever. Puts Dick Strawbridge right in the shade.

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Footle · 13/02/2019 20:36

Shut up Gregg

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:36

Three restaurants but he looks a bit anaemic poor love

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:36

I'd shag that tony bloke just so I could cut his stupid moustache off as he lay sleeping in the night.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:36

Simon has got even lovelier. But he's called his chain Wood. Nope, can't take that seriously.
This pup is doing my fucking head in tonight, walked fed, barking at me.
Don't make Greek jokes cock.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:36

Fuck off, Gregg.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:37

Does look as though he's been influenced by Salvador Dali, doesn't it Halsall

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:37

Fricassée? Thought it was avgolemono

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:37

not a very pretty plate Irini. controversial nan reference from Judge...

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:38

I'm sad for Irini

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:38

Oh no. Sad I want her to do brilliantly. Bring it back, Irini.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:38

I hope she redeems herself with the pears.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:38

SHUT UP, GREGGGGG!!!!!

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:38

No tuile Sad

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:39

Ds1 just rang me, has to cook for his head chef today, I asked him how it all went and how did the warmed up salad turn out (yes I thought it was odd) and he says what are you talking about, it was warm duck salad!!

That cleared up a lot of confusion for me.

And before he hung up he said "tell Gregg to fuck off" Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:39

I dunno, Squoosh. Surely putting something in his drink is a better plan than having to sleep with him?

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:39

not much technical skill there. boring pear and no bisc.

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:39

Dear Simon

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:40

Poor Irini- she's so deflated.

But nice comments - good!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:40

Redeemed with the pudding. Go Irini.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:40

warmed up salad 🤣🤣🤣

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Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:40

warm duck salad does sound more tempting than a warmed up salad Grin