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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

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@Taffeta
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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:29

Unpeeled onions? I wonder if there's more flavour or something?

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:30

is Gregg laughing at her accent or about the greasy lamb and pear?

Wolfcub · 13/02/2019 20:30

Evening all.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:30

She won't curdle it! Not unless the Speaking Cock messes with her mind

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:30

Samphire truck has come through again.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:31

Evening Wolfie.

You just got here as well?

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:31

Posh Boy seems a bit of a cock

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:31

They need to stop sous viding things. It's gross!

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:31

That knife technique, the peppers don't stand a chance. Why can't I do that?

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:31

Ey oop Wolf

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Wolfcub · 13/02/2019 20:31

Josh looks like the serial killer from Monday without the glasses

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:32

Dick Strawbridge double lamb?

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:32

Heritage carrot!!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:32

Irini should go a bit more Greek. I love that wine, it's really like port, but cheaper.
Assemblage from josh.
Heritage carrot for a line.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:32

Heritage carrots, incidentally. Big ✔️

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:32

I wish they'd put a tea towel over Gregggg's head - shut him up, like a budgie.

Plus, every time I look at him he looks more and more like an uncircumcised prepuce.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:33

I already have high hopes for Irini, also I don't think she will let Greggggg's wittering put her off.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:33

Hint of oil . . .

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:33

John screwing up his face very unattractively about Dick's carrots

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:34

Hi fives late arrivals Grin

I want Irini to win everything now, but I bet Gregg has some smart arse put down about her food under his sleeve

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:34

John has a very unattractive face to start off with

I can only think he didn't listen to his other, and the wind changed.

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:34

Schaden, he may never get over that description

Windyone · 13/02/2019 20:34

So this guy is serving lamb, then lamb and he hadn’t thought that was odd until now? 🤔

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:35

Wow. Three restaurants? He's done well!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:35

*mother, not other