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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:24

P'Josh has done well. He goes through.

Eyebrows, tattoos and.....Ottilie Bottilie to go?

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:24

Josh hasn't got the face for makeup. And he should stop with the faux self deprecation.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:24

I'm here Halsall

I need to set an alarm clock.

RomaineCalm · 13/02/2019 20:24

You mean 'nice paaaaarstaaaa' Pencil.

Liking Josh so far.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:25

Bloody hell - that looks horrific!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:25

Oooh - facial furniture!

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:25

Ciao, Phil.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:25

There are some bloody horrible-looking meals here.

Piggywaspushed · 13/02/2019 20:26

Phil sounds like Johnny Vegas.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:26

NO obvious serial killers today, Schaden. Posh Josh - through. Nice Greek Spy Irini - we like.

Tattoo Man - he no good.
Dick Strawbridge sound & moustache-a-like - probably good.

Can't remember the rest

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:26

Gregg looks more and more like a cock every day.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:27

Cough I am a genius.

Called it at Wed 13-Feb-19 20:15:10 above

Runs around the thread high 5ing one and all.

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:27

sorry - I thought we were over it by now but obviously the wound is still raw.
an old lady makes it through - yay!

Taffeta · 13/02/2019 20:27

[rushes in, panting]

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:27

Thank heavens I've recorded it - I can watch later, but it's not as good without the banter.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:27

Ottilie has a very nice complexion

Piggywaspushed · 13/02/2019 20:27

You can't do undercooked chicken anywhere, love.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:28

I remember raw chicken in a final a few years back

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:28

Aw, Elf Lord Simon. I had forgotten Emma too.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:28

Hi Taff

Just got here myself.

Sit down and catch your breath.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:28

Sorry, how did I forget Yui? She's good too. Ashley messed up her chocolate fondant in round one. Posh Ottilie managed to undercook chicken thighs.

NEXT! a fight to the death between curly moustaches.......

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:28

fourquenelles whoop whoop!

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:28

I love Simon.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:29

It's our lovely Simon the king of the elves! He's gone very grey.

Footle · 13/02/2019 20:29

Irini, you're no one-trick pony