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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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calpop · 13/02/2019 20:18

veiled threat for Gregg 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:18

Raw chicken klaxon. Shocking.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:19

Raw chicken, I think that's a fail.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:19

Hmmm, Ottilie's chicken raises memories of the great Chicken Skin Scandal of a few series back, no?

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Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:19

Salmonella corner Ottolie. Now go home and shoot some pheasant.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:19

Who said you couldn't fuck up a chicken thigh?

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:19

God, I want a slice of that tart.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:20

Big ✔️ For Greek Spy Irini from me.

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Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:20

That looks fab.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:20

and a slurp of that sorbet!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:20

Look at that tart! Irini, yaaas!

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:20

There's a warning their Gregg, watch your bits Grin

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:20

I thought you couldn't fuck up a chicken thigh! Grin

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:21

Make him stop saying 'WE NEED MORE WETNESS'.

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:21

remember when Gregg wanted to put his pork in something wet?

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:21

Ashley, love. We need to talk about your eyebrows.

RomaineCalm · 13/02/2019 20:22

Here but very late (DC is entirely responsible).

Oh, just in time for the chocolate fondant....

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:22

Where is Schaden btw?

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Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:22

Penclimuseum thank you for reviving that memory

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:23

remember when Gregg wanted to put his pork in something wet?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/02/2019 20:23

FUCKFUCKFUCK

Was busy - lost track of time - whaddimiss?

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:23

nice pasta Josh

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:23

Oh good woman marjorie Irina

Oh jesus Pencil, I'd forgotten about that (puke)

Piggywaspushed · 13/02/2019 20:23

I have salad with pasta. 4 a day and all that. 5 is too ambitious

zwellers · 13/02/2019 20:24

This lot seem way better than last night salmonella chicken aside