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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:11

Yes Yui is like a doll but Phil is awful. and how secretly posh is Ottolie?

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:12

Posh Josh, or P'josh.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:12

Has Josh got eyeliner on?

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:12

Josh is very serious.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:12

I forgot that john insists on calling it puss-ta.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:13

Ah, the Russian spy is actually a Greek spy.

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ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:13

Go Irini. I love Crete.

calpop · 13/02/2019 20:13

"I'm mad me" Ashleigh

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:13

I like Ashley, not taking herself seriously.
Josh-posho.
I also like Irenie? And she hasn't spoken.

Piggywaspushed · 13/02/2019 20:13

Ooooooo, I like the sound of that sorbet...licks lips.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:13

I hope the Greek Spy does well. She's cooking yummy things.

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:14

Halsall - I would put the subtitles on but have lost the remote.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:14

I'm sure I've met Ashleigh somewhere.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:14

Ah feck I had to pause for the first few minutes, I like Justin, he seems nice

Yui, wants Gregg to "cor", don't lower yourself Yui.

Ottile could be posh

Phil looks like Stephen Henry.

Piggywaspushed · 13/02/2019 20:14

Anyone who says 'Pete Tong' must go.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:15

Oh dear

Out Digger Phil, Eyebrow Ashley and Otterlie Botterlie

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:15

Ashleigh looks a bit "I'm mad me!

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:15

That looks like cat sick.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:15

Tattoo Sleeves may not be with us for long, I feel

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ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:16

Oh sorry crossed posts with a few of you Grin

Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:17

no Phil not for me.
fried prawns - what's not to like Yui? plus veiled threat for Gregg.

ellenanora5 · 13/02/2019 20:17

I reckon Irini could be my Marjorie

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:18

Phil missed a bit on his arms.
Ottilie is well posh. She'll have ponies.
YuI is gooooood.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:18

Yuck. Too much hugging.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:18

Blimey, some hearty plates tonight.