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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Pencilmuseum · 13/02/2019 20:06

chicken thighs are always a bit sinewy for me. (#miss fine-mouth)

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:06

I would not have pegged him as a Justin.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:06

Has John put on some timber over winter?

Hold the phone. 7 children!!?? I like Justin

MrsTommyBanks · 13/02/2019 20:06

I'd quite fancy Justin if he didn't have that tash.

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:07

Curly Moustache Man sounds exactly like Dick Strawbridge, possessor of equally exuberant facial hair

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ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:07

I wonder if he had that in the Navy.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:07

Someone's channeling Dick Strawbridge.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:07

Ping mk 2.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/02/2019 20:07

Yui is so pretty.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:08

Uncanny x post Halsall!

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:08

Uh oh, Yui. Gregggggg's got THAT LOOK in his eyes...........

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MrsTommyBanks · 13/02/2019 20:08

Gregg stands far too close to contestant and leers over her shoulder

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Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:08

Ottilie Bottilie

Bet she's NEVER heard that,

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:09

myimaginarycat Grin

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 13/02/2019 20:09

Choritso. Oh dear.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:09

Ottillie doesn't care about presentation then.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:09

Another Digger contestant!

(this one with a painted beard)

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:09

Digger tattoo man.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:10

He might only be here once then.

Squooosh · 13/02/2019 20:10

wtf would he cook fish for the first time?

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:10

Face palm Phil. Why oh why oh why oh why?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/02/2019 20:10

Evening. Well she doesn't look like an Otterlie either. But def a huntin, shoot in' fish in' type of lass.
Phil has an old man's voice iyswim.

ilovesooty · 13/02/2019 20:11

Ashleigh is very giggly.

fourquenelles · 13/02/2019 20:11

I am fascinated by Ashley's eyebrows. Very on fleek (down with the kids me).

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Halsall · 13/02/2019 20:11

Oh ffs. Chocolate fondant in the first round ??

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