Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

[Halsall]

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for

Could i join your thread please? I probably won't post much as I usually find someone has already posted my thought before I get the chance, but introducing myself in case I get a flash of brilliant thinking.

Just caught up.

So we have Ygritte, Cersei and Joffrey in the semis on Friday. Glad to see MC is foreshadowing Game Of Thrones.

Look out for Littlefinger, Catelyn Stark and tall Arya Stark tomorrow.

Unfortunately Greggggg has switched genres and can only be Jabba the Hutt.

Of course you can remain.

And we often post the same comment as we are all so keen to criticise - or abuse Greggggg, so feel free.

Hang on - - you aren't Mrs Gregggg are you?

@Schadenfreudepersonfied - Is is worth asking if anyone is mRs G$£G* as statistically speaking lots of us would be

For the avoidance of doubt I am one of the few who has never been married to G*%ggg

To @fourquennelles re GOT and dinners

Ha schaudenfraude, DEF not Mrs Gregg

I watched the show then read this thread and saw all my thoughts written down so figured this is the place for me.

I won't always be able to watch live though boo

Of course Remainy, and welcome

*@Schadenfreudepersonfied - Is is worth asking if anyone is mRs G$£G as statistically speaking lots of us would be

You are quite right Basilisk - I myself am at particular risk as I am a regular poster on Twitter.

However, I have left school and am therefore far to old for him

Halsall, honi soit qui mal y pense. As Her Madge probably says from time to time.

Take care @Schadenfreudepersonfied - Take very great care - it would be a shame to end up accidentally married to G%$^ because you have signed up to Twitter. I wish you well.

Don't forget its on at 8.00 tonight everyone, see you then

Thanks ellen. Saves me having to check the schedule.

Evening all.

Evening

You're welcome Grouchy

I hope there is no more of the cold desert soup type dishes tonight, that really put me off.

Hi honey i'm HOME!

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Evening all.

Hello my dearest Gregggggg despisers.

Here we go

Evening everyone.

My children keep turning on the Audio Description. It's very disconcerting, till I work out what's going on.

"Gregg stands far too close to contestant and leers over her shoulder."

Oooo hello there Mr Tattoo man

Phew, nearly missed it, hello all!

aargh neck tattoo and beard combo and funny Russian spy woman

I'd go for the chicken thigh. Next to impossible to fuck up a chicken thigh.

Why can't Gregg talk without shouting?

At last! Someone can say Choreetho! It took bleddy long enough.