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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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Pencilmuseum · 14/11/2018 20:32

Tesco finest ice-cream crudely disguised

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:32

Looks like a poo!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:32

Great minds Wolf

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:33

Yep - step away . . . . nothing too see here folks.

Pencilmuseum · 14/11/2018 20:34

What? Who would eat that?

whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:34

Bless

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:34

Fuck the fuck got Greg. And when you get there fuck off a bit more

MrsTommyBanks · 14/11/2018 20:34

fourquenelles I stand corrected.

This bird can fuck off y'all.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GREGG

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:34

Raw egg white!

She's trying to poison Gregggg!

You little belter Jacquie!

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2018 20:34

Well that was surprisingly difficult.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:35

I want one of those pinnies.

Halsall · 14/11/2018 20:35

Also let's not forget Sideshow Bob aka James Nathan, former Masterchef winner, who sometimes appears as a judge.....

Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2
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whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:35

This looks like it is going down in history as the series entitled “The One With The Weasleys”

Shirleyphallus · 14/11/2018 20:35

I’m gonna say something controversial but I am prepared for the backlash

I think a few of you are being a bit mean to poor old Gregg

ilovesooty · 14/11/2018 20:35

Monica might be excited. I'm not sure I am.

DENMAN03 · 14/11/2018 20:35

Poor Wally! Disaster

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:36

Beetroot If only Vlad was here to enjoy this.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:36

You are sick Shirley

SICK!

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:37

Shirley Shock

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:37

Just a hint of ginger . . . .

whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:37

This marks me out as an old fart but I have no understanding why people insert rings in themselves to make it easier to be hooked and dragged.

fourquenelles · 14/11/2018 20:37

Oh Shirley Shirley Shirley sit down and rest, you are obviously under a lot of stress. We may have to share topless Gregggggg photos with you as a deterrent.

Pencilmuseum · 14/11/2018 20:37

Shirley - who sent you here?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:38

Oui, chef?

Don't start that here, Wali. Just don't.

ilovesooty · 14/11/2018 20:38

Too mean to Gregg? Does not compute...