Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Tesco finest ice-cream crudely disguised

Looks like a poo!

Great minds Wolf

Yep - step away . . . . nothing too see here folks.

What? Who would eat that?

Bless

Fuck the fuck got Greg. And when you get there fuck off a bit more

fourquenelles I stand corrected.

This bird can fuck off y'all.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GREGG

Raw egg white!

She's trying to poison Gregggg!

You little belter Jacquie!

Well that was surprisingly difficult.

I want one of those pinnies.

Also let's not forget Sideshow Bob aka James Nathan, former Masterchef winner, who sometimes appears as a judge.....

This looks like it is going down in history as the series entitled “The One With The Weasleys”

I’m gonna say something controversial but I am prepared for the backlash

I think a few of you are being a bit mean to poor old Gregg

Monica might be excited. I'm not sure I am.

Poor Wally! Disaster

Beetroot If only Vlad was here to enjoy this.

You are sick Shirley

SICK!

Shirley

Just a hint of ginger . . . .

This marks me out as an old fart but I have no understanding why people insert rings in themselves to make it easier to be hooked and dragged.

Oh Shirley Shirley Shirley sit down and rest, you are obviously under a lot of stress. We may have to share topless Gregggggg photos with you as a deterrent.

Shirley - who sent you here?

Oui, chef?

Don't start that here, Wali. Just don't.

Too mean to Gregg? Does not compute...