Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Your confidence is irrelevant Gregg.

Sideshow Bob MrsTommy voiced by Kelsey Grammar

Shuttup Greggggg

You are the Kiss of Death

You're lucky you didn't have the fish, scaredy-man

Bet he is only Bangladeshi in Jersey

Oh - sorry.

Yes - Sideshow Bob. I stand corrected.

Snake was the car thief

Wali, Wali, Wali - what are you thinking? .. .

Wrong nationality meringue.

Dead in the Water . . . .

If the third one in this challenge is born abroad I feel the need to write to the bbc. All tattoos in round one. Non-Brit’s in round two

And don't call Gregg sir

He called Gregg sir. Creep.

This is shocking, Wally.

OK, I take it back. Maybe it's not that simple

I could do better than that, and that's not saying much

But I like the hedgehog effect

Shuttup Gregg

Burnt hedgehog having a poo, not what we want Wali.

Best comedy pud ever

You are right, ladies . . .

Gregggg is not a sir

Gregggg is a cur

Wumaaan!

Go Jacqueline!

Come on Jacqui

We need you, otherwise there's only going to be two decent chefs to go through

Actually Sideshow Bobs brother, Cecil aka Nials Crane.

But he did LOOK like Snake a bit 🤣

Oh another car crash.....

Oh dear oh dear

Oh gawd - not hopeful

Looks like it won't "do", Jacquie

Almost missed it due to pup shenanigans. This ones never made meringue. Whut?

Oh dear, wrong nationality meringue again. No formal training either. Gah!

Ah it’s white dog poo from the 80s (sorry)