Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Them fucking ear things are rank.

Hello by the way

I like the wumman and Maxim

The rest can FTFO

all that bread looked really dry. having trouble swallowing now. bring on Sooty. we could do with some wise words from him

I knew I recognised Gregg in that shirt from somewhere....

Fried bloody lettuce

WHY ALL THE BEARDS? Are you all not mystified or just too busy thinking about shagging? WTAF is going on? And more of those just been shot through both ears with a cannon things.

Clearly, I do not get out enough. (Plus I could make a better sandwich and I don’t have a beard) on a good day

Maxim is such a sexy name.

Yes, Halsall, I was thinking about Strongman. Tony?

Hi Chankly.

Hi Chankly

yep wumman and Maxim de Winter

Waves a chicken'n'bacon ciabatta at Chankly

Shirley

UNCANNY!

Fried lettuce?!

Hipster John - me no like his dish

Shirley - so quick with the cut and pasting. Shower - aren't beards common where you are?

I thought Mon called him "Yawn" then.

A girl can go off a sweet man, William, especially when his extended metaphor is so crap. Very unsexy, crap metaphors.

William looks like a stoned snoop dogg 😁

Anyone who says 'I'm a little bit crazy' should be shown the door.

I like the Rumanian Italian woman

It’s the twiddly bits at the ends of the moustache that I can’t manage.

Imagining them sitting there fingering their faces with their beard wax on a morning to get them all pointy. Turns me right off.

In the same league as people who think a hat gives them a personality squoosh

I love wummans accent

Offal and lamb [retch]

William talks like Eric Cantona when he'd gone a bit crazy.

Lamb offal.

offal bonbons all round.

Marcus loves the wumman