Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Has Marcus hidden the ciabatta?

Hipster alert

FACIAL HAIR AND EAR LOBE HOLE THINGS. WE HAVE HIT PEAK MASTERCHEF CONTESTANT.

Good at butchery - not surprised

“Sophisticated, world class, knockout sandwich”

Oh fuck off Marcus it’s a fucking sandwich

Lukeahipster

Evening. Puppy wrangling and catching up with only connect and university challenge. He's very calm, but NO BACON!
Oh bugger, more facial furniture. Dh says I'm not going to his hotel with all that shite going on. But at least he remembered the bacon.

Cat's arseholes cat's arseholes

Marcus has mayo-rage

Can’t make mayo. Oh dear

I do hope that all of the lunchboxes going to school tomorrow will be packed full of flair, imagination and sophistication.

I have been told that those earlobe things stink. I don't know if it's true but that alone is enough to put me off going anywhere near anyone with them.

ear stretchers are rank

I bet they fucking stink.

Oh dear, sandwich FAIL. THE CLAW strikes again.

He might look weird but he seems to know what he’s doing .

And it’s not being able to do it that’s important, it’s knowing how to rectify a fuck up.

Marcus has now lost the will to live

Of course he chose the "artisan" bread.

@halsall i did a proper LOL at THE CLAW

Taffeta at Marcus playing 'hide the ciabatta'

they do stink. Apparently they produce a lot of ooze as the skin doesn't heal over

FACIAL HAIR AND EAR LOBE HOLE THINGS. WE HAVE HIT PEAK MASTERCHEF CONTESTANT. Not forgetting the dinky finger tats and Stuart beard.

Weird wilting off oh ça

Butchery with Respect

Fuck OFF

Dear

Hipster guy is not unlike Strongman who got to the finals (?) a few years ago