Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Oh dear John

Should’ve stuck to Biomed Genetics

If someone ever writes Mumsnet The Musical there so should be a number called I'd smash him like a plate at a Greek wedding fnar, fnar.

Slap John slap slap slap

Yep. Unrustic next time John

My parents phoned so sadly I've missed some glorious Gregg insights.

Awww, William. Yes. I like you.

Mmmm

Let's hope William's sandwich has the required level of detail

Look how sweet Marcus' face is there. such a kind man,

Shirley are "smashing" and "climbing" synonyms for shag?

Yes. See also “ride”, best known in the following context:

“I’d ride him in to battle”

Marcus looks a bit hapoier

William is looking good so far.

Grrrrrowlll you haz competition cellar

Good wrist action Will

TELLING THE TIME AND MARRYING WOMEN HE MEETS ON TWITTER IS LITERALLY ALL GREGG CAN DO.

Ugh. Hate the phrase "the missus". I hope William the Architect goes out for that alone.

how about when seeking a reason for an ugly chap's popularity "he must be dynamite in the sack" said with irony of course

'Sophisticated, world-class, knockout sandwich'

It's a sandwich ffs.

Argh Luke at the holes in his ears

Wtf

Oh dear hipster tache

Tatts n facial hair n weirdy ears

Bingo

those bastard ear lobes

Those ear things look so sore. Nice 'stache.

ear stretchers are rank.